The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Smurfpills.
10. Smurfpills, Whaazzzz up!
9. Smurfpills, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Smurfpills, like a rock !
7. Smurfpills, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6 Smurfpills, Be all that you can be.
5. Smurfpills, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Smurfpills, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Smurfpills, Home of the whopper!
2. Smurfpills, We bring good things to Life!
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs