Favorite Movie Lines

[eodtech]

The Outlaw Josey Wales - 1976
Actor John Vernon as Fletcher
Fletcher - "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

Taxi Driver - 1976
Actor Robert DiNero as Travis Bickle
Bickle - "You talkin' to me?"

Animal House - 1978
Actor Raymone Robinson as "The Mean Dude"
"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"


100 years......100 movie quotes

[jock1]

The Duke in true grit "Fill yer hands ya son of bitch"

[Medic82]

I have come her too chew bubblegum and kick ass………….and I’m all out of bubblegum

Roddy Piper in John Carpenter’s They Live

[Leatherman123]

Rambo (2008)

"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing"

[EZ822]

''We'll make him an offer he can't refuse'' Marlon Brando as don Vito Corleone in The Godfather.

[Benner]

"I aint got time to bleed" - Predator. 

[jdailey4206966]

Boy you got a purdy mouth lmao

[Offroad]

Boy you got a purdy mouth lmao

 

[duckman1975]

Movie Sassy Girl
"I wish you a happy ending, and the wisdom to persue it."
I know its a chick flick but to my defence I'm married 

[cgk]

"over?  was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?"

[NeitherExtreme]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." -Luke in Cool Hand Luke

[Grant Lamontagne]

1967 Batman with Adam West:

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"



Def

[edap617]

"I Shall Return"

A true story, from the movie "The American Cesar".

On March 11, 1942 Lt. Gen. Douglas MacArthur leaves the Philippine Islands after boasting that his men could repel any Japanese invasion. At the time MacArthur vows "I shall return." Two and a half years later, MacArther does return.

On October 17, 1944 the first American forces land on Leyte. What is left of the Japanese Navy is destroyed in the Battle of Leyte later the same month. In a four-day melee at sea, the Japanese lose four aircraft carriers, three battleships, 10 cruisers, 11 destroyers, and almost 11,000 men. These losses leave the Japanese without adequate naval forces to oppose operations in the Philippines and later operations at Iwo Jima and Okinawa. American losses amount to two escort carriers, one cruiser, and three destroyers.

On January 9, 1945 the Americans land on Luzon. Although Japanese resistance continues on Luzon until the end of the war, the key objectives (namely Manila and Corrigidor) are secure by the end of February 1945.

[jock1]

Boy you got a purdy mouth lmao

 

[Flash]

"There's always some mother @@@@@@ trying to ice skate uphill"

Blade I

[BIG-TARGET]

Why so serious???  You should smile more!!-THE JOKER (The Dark Knight)

[J-sews]

What we're dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law!

Jackie Gleason
Smokey and the Bandit

[jock1]

"There's always some mother @@@@@@ trying to ice skate uphill"

Blade I

LMAO

[ducktapehero]

Several from Caddyshack

Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Carl Spackler-- "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

Carl Spackler:-- "I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."


Ty Webb singing "I was born to love you,
                        I was born to lick your face,
                        I was born to rub you,
                        But you were born to rub me first"


Ty Webb: Let me just clean this up here
[lifts up bow and arrow]
Ty Webb: getting ready for the season.
Lacey Underall: Duck?
Ty Webb: No... dolphin.

Al Czervik [to his Asian companion] "I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?" 

[cgk]

Oh come on...you missed some big ones

Carl Spackler-Its no big deal.  (Baby Ruth scene)

Carl spackler-I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while.

Carl Spackler-Its in the hole.

and-on and-on and-on

[CQC-7]

"I just shot Marvin in the face"     


                             -Vincent Vega in pulp fiction


This is also one of the most funny scenes in any violent movie I have ever seen, it was just so unexpected.                                          

[ducktapehero]

Oh come on...you missed some big ones

Carl Spackler-Its no big deal.  (Baby Ruth scene)

Carl spackler-I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while.

Carl Spackler-Its in the hole.

and-on and-on and-on

I wanted to leave some for other people.  In my opinion Caddyshack is the funniest movie ever made.

[Smitty44]

 In my opinion Caddyshack is the funniest movie ever made.
[/quote]Especially when he ate the Babe Ruth candy bar in the swimming pool,LMAO!!!

[Roadie]

"Kiss my front butt"
also
"I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

I'll let you guess where they came from

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

"Kiss my front butt"
also
"I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

I'll let you guess where they came from

Clue

[CQC-7]

Caddyshack is a great movie.  It is the greatest golf movie ever.  My resoning for this is that golf has no deeper meaning, Bill Murray got that, Kevin Costner did not.

[Roadie]

Clue

Not yet matey I think Def might know though...

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Clue

Not yet matey I think Def might know though...

Come on, out with it

[Roadie]

Clue

Not yet matey I think Def might know though...

Come on, out with it

Gonna take more pokey sticks than that to get it out of me

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Clue

Not yet matey I think Def might know though...

Come on, out with it

Gonna take more pokey sticks than that to get it out of me

Enough yet