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Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #240 on: December 01, 2017, 10:40:53 PM
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #241 on: December 01, 2017, 10:43:00 PM
If I don't reach my quota I don't get any jaffa cakes.  So you can see my dilemma.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #242 on: December 01, 2017, 10:44:47 PM
BUT I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #243 on: December 01, 2017, 10:45:59 PM
But Mags needs his j cakes.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #244 on: December 02, 2017, 02:40:31 PM
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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Just a small personal observation.  ...........I would not be at all surprised that when God created the Earth & the heavens, that the SwissChamp was the tool he used. .............. :hatsoff:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #245 on: December 02, 2017, 09:38:30 PM
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #246 on: December 02, 2017, 09:53:49 PM
Any more nonsense from you lot and I will.........................
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Not now Mags, I´m having dinner.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #247 on: December 02, 2017, 10:00:23 PM
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #248 on: December 03, 2017, 04:01:27 AM
Shoot low sheriff, they're riddin' shetlands
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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Just a small personal observation.  ...........I would not be at all surprised that when God created the Earth & the heavens, that the SwissChamp was the tool he used. .............. :hatsoff:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #249 on: December 04, 2017, 03:10:33 AM
Anyone know someone called Dolly? I got an email that she wants to help free the captives. Not sure how she got my email.

Ideas?
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #250 on: December 04, 2017, 03:51:09 AM
We had a dolly at work once,
But then, our boss bought a forklift and we never seen dolly again...
It’s a shame really .


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #251 on: December 04, 2017, 04:25:43 AM
Anyone know someone called Dolly? I got an email that she wants to help free the captives. Not sure how she got my email.

Ideas?
 ???

Email her back and tell her to bring the Marines, Mags has castrated a blue whale with his Vic Classic & now he is trying to make us cook him some mountain oysters............. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :drink:
« Last Edit: December 04, 2017, 04:27:31 AM by Butch »
Shoot low sheriff, they're riddin' shetlands
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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Just a small personal observation.  ...........I would not be at all surprised that when God created the Earth & the heavens, that the SwissChamp was the tool he used. .............. :hatsoff:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #252 on: December 04, 2017, 10:30:06 AM
 ::)
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #253 on: December 04, 2017, 11:07:37 AM
Anyone know someone called Dolly? I got an email that she wants to help free the captives. Not sure how she got my email.

Ideas?
 ???

Email her back and tell her to bring the Marines, Mags has castrated a blue whale with his Vic Classic & now he is trying to make us cook him some mountain oysters............. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :drink:
I hope there's a badge for that.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #254 on: December 04, 2017, 11:45:26 AM
Serious question - the title: "....Who's sat on it now?"
Does that mean who has sat on it or who is sitting on it?  :think:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #255 on: December 04, 2017, 12:17:05 PM
Serious question - the title: "....Who's sat on it now?"
Does that mean who has sat on it or who is sitting on it?  :think:

:shrug:

Sorry that is as serious an answer as I have :facepalm: :D


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #256 on: December 04, 2017, 12:22:18 PM
I think it's a mags ye olde english way of saying "who's sitting on it now"
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #257 on: December 04, 2017, 12:47:37 PM
I think it's a mags ye olde english way of saying "who's sitting on it now"
1 point for Pabs.  :cheers:
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #258 on: December 04, 2017, 01:27:50 PM
I think it's a mags ye olde english way of saying "who's sitting on it now"
1 point for Pabs.  :cheers:
:woohoo:
What can I do with it?  :D
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #259 on: December 04, 2017, 01:36:17 PM
Points are redeemable in the U Boat Galley.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #260 on: December 04, 2017, 01:51:59 PM
How many points for a pint?  ???
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #261 on: December 04, 2017, 01:52:18 PM
Points are redeemable in the U Boat Galley.

Do I have enough points for “Red Lead” and scrambled?


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #262 on: December 04, 2017, 02:10:48 PM
I'll field all the questions now.

Leeks are 5 points per serving (1 point extra to not have the chef's 'special')
Cthoffee is 5 points a mug
No, we don't have anything but leeks
No, we don't have anything but cthoffee
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #263 on: December 04, 2017, 02:19:20 PM
Almost enough points for a Poncho figurine :rofl:



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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #264 on: December 04, 2017, 02:19:45 PM
What kind of galley do you run? Gees

Trying peeling onions, chop them real fine and insert them in the ventilation trunking...your mates will love you...for years.


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #265 on: December 04, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
When can I buy a poncho artifact to send to Grant?
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #266 on: December 04, 2017, 02:52:38 PM
When can I buy a poncho artifact to send to Grant?
I think Grant knows what poncho looks like in the nip already pabs. Don't all the North American mods live together on some kind of dude ranch? That was my understanding.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #267 on: December 04, 2017, 03:07:14 PM
When can I buy a poncho artifact to send to Grant?
I think Grant knows what poncho looks like in the nip already pabs. Don't all the North American mods live together on some kind of dude ranch? That was my understanding.
:drool:
I'd like to go there.  :rofl:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #268 on: December 04, 2017, 03:15:10 PM
When can I buy a poncho artifact to send to Grant?
I think Grant knows what poncho looks like in the nip already pabs. Don't all the North American mods live together on some kind of dude ranch? That was my understanding.
:drool:
I'd like to go there.  :rofl:

What, just to see poncho in the nip?

You can do that here: http://www.americastopnakedbrickies.com

I can't work out if it's 'america's top naked brickies', or 'america stop naked brickies'. Maybe you'll have a better idea once you've looked.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #269 on: December 04, 2017, 03:18:11 PM
 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

 :facepalm:

I don't know what disturbs me more the fact that Pabs wants to come to the dude ranch or that he clicked on the link :rofl:


 

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