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Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #330 on: April 02, 2018, 02:51:06 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #331 on: April 02, 2018, 09:50:29 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
Too much easter chocolate ws?    :facepalm:
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #332 on: April 02, 2018, 09:55:18 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
Too much easter chocolate ws?    :facepalm:
No not at all just one of those
days when everything goes wrong  :facepalm: :ahhh
fail to prepare prepare to fail


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #333 on: April 02, 2018, 10:32:00 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
Too much easter chocolate ws?    :facepalm:
No not at all just one of those
days when everything goes wrong  :facepalm: :ahhh

Sounds like a typical Monday  :D


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #334 on: April 02, 2018, 10:55:55 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
Too much easter chocolate ws?    :facepalm:
No not at all just one of those
days when everything goes wrong  :facepalm: :ahhh

Sounds like a typical Monday  :D
hope tomorrow goes better  :whistle:
fail to prepare prepare to fail


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #335 on: April 03, 2018, 02:03:12 PM
A “that’s what she said “ joke.  :facepalm:
it's just that I can't seem
to do nothing right today at home
So I was going to join you on the step :rofl: :like:
Too much easter chocolate ws?    :facepalm:
No not at all just one of those
days when everything goes wrong  :facepalm: :ahhh

Sounds like a typical Monday  :D
hope tomorrow goes better  :whistle:

It's not too far, either...

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #336 on: April 06, 2018, 01:33:06 AM
 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

ZOIDBERG MOVED THE NAUGHTY STEP!!!!!

I think he was trying to hide it so he could be sent to it! I think he should have a sit for hiding it!
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #337 on: April 06, 2018, 05:36:34 AM
The thread was so naughty it was kicked out of the main forums
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #338 on: April 06, 2018, 09:23:20 AM
Sooo... Naughty step is now sitting on the naughty step?!?

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh Naughtysteption!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #339 on: April 06, 2018, 09:55:15 AM
Well if this paradox doesn't break the internet, I don't know what will......
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #340 on: April 06, 2018, 10:52:56 AM
He moved it closer to where all the naughty things generally happen  :pok:.  The carpet from here to the step was looking a bit worn


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #341 on: April 06, 2018, 01:56:34 PM
it had carpet burns.
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #342 on: April 06, 2018, 02:08:53 PM
From the burning ears of everyone that was sent to the naughty step.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #343 on: April 06, 2018, 02:24:39 PM
or the speed at which they run away from it when released


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #344 on: April 06, 2018, 02:28:53 PM
yes, it was pretty munched 
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #345 on: April 06, 2018, 02:58:26 PM
Not to mention bunched.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #346 on: April 06, 2018, 03:09:19 PM
And Crunched.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #347 on: April 06, 2018, 03:23:26 PM
crunchy, crusty carpet
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #348 on: April 06, 2018, 03:26:54 PM
crunchy, crusty carpet
Great! a Haiku.

crunchy, crusty carpet,

Oh dear, what a mess

I expect it will be cleaned soon.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #349 on: April 06, 2018, 03:30:42 PM
crunchy, crusty carpet
Great! a Haiku.

crunchy, crusty carpet,

Oh dear, what a mess

I expect it will be cleaned soon.

we can replace with it from some left over wood flooring from Mechanickals office move  :whistle:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #350 on: April 06, 2018, 03:43:40 PM
crunchy, crusty carpet
Great! a Haiku.

crunchy, crusty carpet,

Oh dear, what a mess

I expect it will be cleaned soon.

we can replace with it from some left over wood flooring from Mechanickals office move  :whistle:
Yup, just chuck it on top of the carpet.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #351 on: April 06, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
Just chuck it on the carpet

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the floor will never be flat.
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #352 on: April 06, 2018, 04:02:23 PM
I'm not good at haiku

But I can see a joke here

It's awl good with me. :tu:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #353 on: April 06, 2018, 04:11:55 PM
I'm not good at haiku

But I can see a joke here

It's awl good with me. :tu:
Or
I'm not good at haiku

But I can see a joke here

I like what I see. :tu:

 :think:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #354 on: April 06, 2018, 04:49:08 PM
a haiku consists:
seven syllables middle
five up and down

 :)

note: I have no clue about English syllables...
« Last Edit: April 06, 2018, 04:51:52 PM by AlephZero »
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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #355 on: April 06, 2018, 04:50:15 PM
a haiku consists:
seven syllables middle
five up and down

 :)

That's what she said!

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #356 on: April 06, 2018, 04:52:07 PM
 :twak:


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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #357 on: April 06, 2018, 05:00:18 PM
a haiku consists:
seven syllables middle
five up and down

 :)

note: I have no clue about English syllables...
Yup, I tried to stick to that, but sometimes I don’t know if something counts as a separate syllable.  :think:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #358 on: April 06, 2018, 05:16:28 PM
a haiku consists:
seven syllables middle
five up and down

 :)

note: I have no clue about English syllables...
Yup, I tried to stick to that, but sometimes I don’t know if something counts as a separate syllable.  :think:

You english talkers are crazy. Why you write "separated" all together and you write "all together" separated?!

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
« Last Edit: April 06, 2018, 07:41:58 PM by pfrsantos »
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Naughty step thread - Who's sat on it now?
Reply #359 on: April 06, 2018, 05:30:50 PM


 

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