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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #150 on: September 26, 2016, 05:49:48 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:42:50 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

Without any fawl play, though  :)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #151 on: September 26, 2016, 05:50:50 PM
New page banana man awl dance

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #152 on: September 26, 2016, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:42:50 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

You have awl my support!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #153 on: September 26, 2016, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:42:50 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

You have awl my support!

Why, I wh-awl-heartedly thank you, sir :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #154 on: September 26, 2016, 11:11:19 PM
An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:

I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #155 on: September 27, 2016, 01:06:20 AM
Quote from: Poncho65 on September 26, 2016, 11:11:19 PM
An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:

I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D

Are awl the puns bad?  hehehehe
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #156 on: September 27, 2016, 05:01:39 AM
Yawl lost your minds.  ;)

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #157 on: September 27, 2016, 09:15:09 AM
Quote from: kaput on September 27, 2016, 05:01:39 AM
Yawl lost your minds.  ;)

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #158 on: September 27, 2016, 09:18:35 AM
This thread can only die of naturawl causes!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #159 on: September 27, 2016, 09:33:49 AM
Anyone know why all the tools in a SAK are immune to woodworm? Except the awl?
Cos several of mine have got holes in them...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #160 on: September 27, 2016, 09:38:16 AM
That's the SAKing needawl you're talking about :)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #161 on: September 27, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #162 on: September 27, 2016, 11:46:57 AM


Yummy....
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #163 on: September 27, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #164 on: September 27, 2016, 11:54:41 AM
Cornwawl seems like a charming place to visit.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #165 on: September 27, 2016, 12:09:31 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #166 on: September 27, 2016, 12:20:26 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:09:31 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #167 on: September 27, 2016, 12:32:38 PM
Quote from: magentus on September 27, 2016, 12:20:26 PM
Quote from: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:09:31 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.

No need for a dictionary, I'm afraid. There's a swarm of puns brawling in my brain, each one of them trying to be the first one out.  :facepalm:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #168 on: September 27, 2016, 12:40:26 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #169 on: September 27, 2016, 12:46:02 PM
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You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #170 on: September 27, 2016, 12:48:03 PM
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You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.

Such an ignobawl character, firiki. Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #171 on: September 27, 2016, 12:51:00 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #172 on: September 27, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #173 on: September 27, 2016, 01:00:12 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #174 on: September 27, 2016, 01:03:46 PM
He's collapsed into a bawling mess....
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #175 on: September 27, 2016, 01:09:55 PM
Something's gnaw(l)ing him! Perhars someone more knawledgeabawl than me could shed some light.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #176 on: September 27, 2016, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 01:03:46 PM
He's collapsed into a bawling mess....

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #177 on: September 27, 2016, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: JamesJ on September 26, 2016, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: magentus on September 26, 2016, 12:59:53 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #178 on: September 27, 2016, 01:14:28 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #179 on: September 27, 2016, 01:25:23 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:
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