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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #180 on: September 27, 2016, 01:33:05 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:

It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #181 on: September 27, 2016, 01:34:12 PM
New page sad banana man dance :(

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #182 on: September 27, 2016, 01:35:24 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:

It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...

You people are awless!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #183 on: September 27, 2016, 01:41:35 PM
Right... The drill is over but stay alert, folks. You know these bloody puns are constantly prowling :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #184 on: September 27, 2016, 01:45:55 PM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #185 on: September 27, 2016, 01:52:08 PM
"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #186 on: September 27, 2016, 01:54:46 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

Still got a bowl full of 'em, not sure you lot can handle the excitement :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #187 on: September 27, 2016, 01:55:33 PM
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #188 on: September 27, 2016, 01:57:15 PM

THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!

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Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #189 on: September 27, 2016, 02:01:41 PM
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #190 on: September 27, 2016, 02:09:18 PM
[--- arms length ---] (-.-) 

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #191 on: September 27, 2016, 02:11:17 PM

THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!

:facepalm:

Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...

Give him some Malvasia...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #192 on: September 27, 2016, 02:16:23 PM
I admit that some of me puns are so cheesy you can hear mawld growing on your screen...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #194 on: September 27, 2016, 02:31:50 PM
Well how do people live without awls? And more importantly does using a awlful pun qualify you useing an awl?

But more importantly we awl are annoying a moderator vice awl revoawltion. :D


Just another weirdo with a beard :B:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #195 on: September 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #197 on: September 27, 2016, 03:33:35 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #198 on: September 27, 2016, 03:33:56 PM
I am reminded of that haunting Scottish melody, Awl Lang Syne...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #199 on: September 27, 2016, 03:34:08 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #200 on: September 27, 2016, 03:35:18 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #201 on: September 27, 2016, 03:38:36 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #202 on: September 27, 2016, 03:40:44 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #203 on: September 27, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #204 on: September 27, 2016, 03:48:32 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #205 on: September 27, 2016, 03:50:09 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...

And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #206 on: September 27, 2016, 03:50:27 PM
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #207 on: September 27, 2016, 03:51:27 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...

And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...

Somewhere in Stockhawlm...
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #208 on: September 27, 2016, 03:59:25 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #209 on: September 27, 2016, 04:04:34 PM
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I know I belong to the 'Naughty step' thread's Hawl of Fame  :angel:
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