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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #210 on: September 27, 2016, 04:14:22 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #211 on: September 27, 2016, 04:17:53 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #212 on: September 27, 2016, 04:18:59 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of puns lies ahead of us!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #213 on: September 27, 2016, 04:22:58 PM
This page could use some florawl decor :think:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #214 on: September 27, 2016, 04:23:21 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #215 on: September 27, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:

Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition  :-[
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #216 on: September 27, 2016, 04:31:14 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:

Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition  :-[

Think I'm gonna retire to my vawlt for a little while to recuperate.  :drink:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #217 on: September 27, 2016, 04:37:32 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #218 on: September 27, 2016, 08:01:41 PM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.



« Last Edit: September 27, 2016, 08:03:20 PM by gdoolittle »


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #219 on: September 27, 2016, 08:10:58 PM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #220 on: September 27, 2016, 08:57:51 PM
I like the Spartan's reamer/awl, with the sowing eye. I've used it. Not for sowing, by the way. But never, I mean seriously never, have I used the Pioneer's awl.  :facepalm:

So can we please have two clubs?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #221 on: September 27, 2016, 09:34:04 PM
So can we please have two clubs?

So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways,  abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!

(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #222 on: September 27, 2016, 10:37:49 PM
So can we please have two clubs?

So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways,  abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!

(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #224 on: September 28, 2016, 09:30:33 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #225 on: September 28, 2016, 09:32:32 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to the festivities  :drink:
« Last Edit: September 28, 2016, 09:38:59 AM by firiki »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #226 on: September 28, 2016, 09:34:26 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #227 on: September 28, 2016, 09:35:49 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)

Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #228 on: September 28, 2016, 09:37:30 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)

Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?

Awlternatively, we could hold a random draw, aloxically from the coloured Pioneers pool :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #229 on: September 28, 2016, 10:21:32 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #230 on: September 28, 2016, 10:52:33 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #231 on: September 28, 2016, 10:53:04 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #232 on: September 29, 2016, 04:21:38 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #233 on: September 29, 2016, 09:02:30 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #234 on: September 29, 2016, 09:05:38 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!

People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #235 on: September 29, 2016, 09:07:11 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!

People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!

I can hear all the sawlfurous comments awlready...
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #236 on: September 29, 2016, 09:08:57 AM
Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #237 on: September 29, 2016, 09:19:47 AM
Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D

More like mawltiple injuries...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #238 on: September 29, 2016, 01:00:25 PM
All these puns are taking their tawl on me but we must reach out gawl, Dawly dawling.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #239 on: September 29, 2016, 01:21:37 PM
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