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Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
on: September 29, 2008, 09:38:49 AM
$20M Somali ransom demand for ship; 1 crewman dies

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5igGmlfz-K3g6EyC2vN8yK10vpCugD93G5LKO1

So the story is Somalian pirates hijacked a Ukrainian ship that's destined for Kenya, and on the ship are 33 Russian T72 tanks and crap load of weapon/ammo/parts that was purchased by Kenyan government. They demand $20 million ransom. A Russian crew member has died of "hypertension".

A U.S. destroyer is keeping an eye on them, and a Russian missile frigate is ordered directly there.

Man these pirates just messed with the wrong people and in some deep doo doo!


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 12:47:07 PM
I pretty much thought the same thing... that's probably why they are asking for a relatively low amount.  They are hoping that 20 million is cheaper than the ammunition that will be used to remove them from the face of the planet.  My guess is, they probably don't know the Russians are more interested in making examples than paying ransom!

I would not want to be a pirate right about now...

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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 05:22:17 PM
THEY'RE TOAST!!!!!
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 05:26:06 PM
I wonder how this is going to go down...

Poor lovable pirates. =(
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 05:30:45 PM
One thing I can't figure out is why NATO,and whoever else is patrolling that part of the world don't make merchantmen convoy under armed naval escort.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 06:08:32 PM
I would not want to be a pirate right about now...

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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 06:30:57 PM
One thing I can't figure out is why NATO,and whoever else is patrolling that part of the world don't make merchantmen convoy under armed naval escort.
I may be wrong but I recall hearing that something like 30-50 percent of the worlds trade goes through that area. To actually be able to convoy that many boats would be impossible.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 07:08:56 PM
Oh dear, bye bye Mr Pirates >:D
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 09:14:12 PM
Can anyone say Surgical strike!!
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #9 on: September 29, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
Wouldn't of happened if Ninja's had seized the ship, no government would dare threaten a Ninja :D
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 11:58:04 PM
I dont even think that the ninjas have a chance.  Those pirates are totally screwed. :)  That is a good thing.  If crewmembers were trained and armed things like that would not happen.


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
Talk about the wrong ship at the wrong time wrong ship :D
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #12 on: September 30, 2008, 12:54:00 AM
Ninjas?  I doubt they'd have anything on the SPETZNAZ. 

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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #13 on: September 30, 2008, 12:59:01 AM
Dont underestimate the power of ninjas!
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #14 on: September 30, 2008, 01:11:00 AM
Don't underestimate the SPETZNAZ.  They probably killed the pirates two days ago, but the pirates won't know about it until next week...

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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #15 on: September 30, 2008, 01:12:43 AM
Yah well.............Ninjas wear cool shoes.


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #16 on: September 30, 2008, 01:24:11 AM


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #17 on: September 30, 2008, 01:56:56 AM
They say that many many many years ago when it became fashionable to kidnap embassy personnel in Lebanon that a Terrorist group snagged a couple of Russians. They made some demands and the russians responded by sending in Spetsnaz and eradicating said terrorists. Not sure if it's tru or not, just rember hearing it somewhere.

I think that they need to send in this man.......

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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #18 on: September 30, 2008, 02:04:37 AM
I was thinking special forces to...board the ship at night and take control.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #19 on: September 30, 2008, 02:06:39 AM
I have heard that story too.  I also heard a story about how a group of terrorists hijacked an airliner, and while it was on the tarmac getting refueled, the SPETSNAZ snuck on board and took out all the terrorists inside, without any civilian casualties.

And, I used to watch Vladimir Vasiliev, former trainer and operative for the SPETSNAZ, who now runs a school in Toronto.  After seeing that man move, I don't doubt any of it!



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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #20 on: September 30, 2008, 08:05:46 AM
It's true, Spetnatz were dangerously underated ::)
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 02:42:24 PM
Another group who are bad ass are the Israeli Sayeret units.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
Another group who are bad ass are the Israeli Sayeret units.

+1  The raid on Entebbe.


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #23 on: October 01, 2008, 12:30:22 AM
Are these guys dead yet?
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #24 on: October 01, 2008, 04:29:07 AM
Are these guys dead yet?

Patients grasshopper.  I think the best part is that they must know they are going to die.


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #25 on: October 01, 2008, 05:43:12 AM
Are these guys dead yet?

Patients grasshopper.  I think the best part is that they must know they are going to die.
They were dead the minute they hijacked Russian military goods.They just didn't have the sense to realize it.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #26 on: October 01, 2008, 06:06:20 AM
Some updates, apparently there was an argument on how to proceed when they found out U.S. and Russian navy are on their butt, and escalated into a gunfight, three got killed, rest went to celebrate some Muslim holiday.


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #27 on: October 01, 2008, 11:42:51 AM
Well it's nice to see that they are a solid team ,god help the crew that are in the hands of these lunatics


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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #28 on: October 01, 2008, 10:24:26 PM
Some updates, apparently there was an argument on how to proceed when they found out U.S. and Russian navy are on their butt, and escalated into a gunfight, three got killed, rest went to celebrate some Muslim holiday.

I can just here them now. Guys 3 of Us have been killed. Soooo  I will be right back. Im going to get coffee.
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Re: Hohoo, talk about a deathwish!
Reply #29 on: October 01, 2008, 11:42:05 PM
Are these guys dead yet?

Patients grasshopper.  I think the best part is that they must know they are going to die.

Blimey - remind me not get on the wrong side of you guys  :o

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