Well...

[appletree_man]

I have absolutely no idea what this is all about but I just wanted to be part of the thread 

[ducktapehero]

I simply can't believe that someone on the internet would post misleading information. I'm crushed, simply crushed.

Where's the "cutting my wrist" smiley?

[J-sews]

I knew we couldn't trust him when he started speaking german...


Forums are all about lying, they wouldn't be half so fun if you had to tell these sops the boring truth about your life.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do a thousand push ups, just like I do every morning before my slavegirls bathe & dress me.

BTW, I do hereby nominate this post as one of the ten best of 2008!

[Viking]

No problem Joey!  Thanks for being honest. 

But it's amazing how many people lie on forums.  People lie about the tools and knives they have and people lie about their profession.

I've never met so many former Navy Seals and current police officers..........

[I'm Still Bison]

I knew we couldn't trust him when he started speaking german...


Forums are all about lying, they wouldn't be half so fun if you had to tell these sops the boring truth about your life.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do a thousand push ups, just like I do every morning before my slavegirls bathe & dress me.

BTW, I do hereby nominate this post as one of the ten best of 2008!

All this honesty and modesty in one day is almost overwhelming

[Freudian Frog]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when I single handedly saved Multitool.org from certain doom with naught but a Victorinox Classic hanging off my keys?

[665ae]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!  It's all a lie?!?! 

Well... since we're all coming clean...

I'm not really a fat, bitter, middle aged loser who loves girls, guns, knives, multitools, and gadgets...

Truth is... I don't like knives that much...

Everything else is pretty much true! 

[Smitty44]

I don't care what the rest think about your age or location,I still like that Viper coming out of that horn (very cool),I can't even remember 14,that's been over 50 years ago,but I do have a lot of respect for you now!!!