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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
on: December 19, 2017, 10:44:34 PM
Ever since I got the Stealth Angel Survival Tactical Kit I have been amused by these silly packages, and this one is no different.  I first saw it in an ad on Facebook, and since I have that multitool already I was even more intrigued.

What amused me wasn't the usual stuff, like what "survival" benefit is there to a pen or carabiners, it was the fact that as you clicked through the pictures, the Olympia style multitool alternated in the kit with this carbon fiber looking model, and yet as you see in the description, there is absolutely no mention of it.

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Features:
- High quality, box made of plastic material, waterproof, shock resistant, resistance to fall.
- Powerful and practical. All the accessories can meet all your needs. Every item in the case is full of useful.
- A Must-have accessory for outdoor sports - It includes an extra loud emergency whistle, knife, flashlight, tactical pen, rope etc.
- Ideal for people who love outdoor activities, such as camping, hiking, trekking, hunting, and so on.
- Equipped with 2 buttons, which can lock your small items tightly.
- Lightweight and portable box. It is easy to carry and can be very easily placed in your backpack.
- Versatile applications. Suitable for outdoor camping and hiking emergency self-help, family life emergency needs, car security survival package, etc.

Package Included:
1 x Emergency Survival Kit

Come on guys, at least try to get your pictures straight!

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ch Offline Etherealicer

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Re: Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
Reply #1 on: December 20, 2017, 08:29:31 AM
First off, the "etra" space is perfectly sized for a suger cube... what do you want more :pok:

Seriously, this is a fine piece of kit... it has everything:
like a compass, in case you get lost
or a compression bandage in case you sprain your ankle
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
Reply #2 on: December 20, 2017, 08:34:54 AM
The case is full of useful, and it has a loud whistle - what is not to like?  :D

There is even a fair chance that the compass will make you lost if you're not already. See new places, experience new things, maybe even need a survival kit :)

I do like that case though. It is very hard to find etra space these days.

« Last Edit: December 20, 2017, 08:36:42 AM by Vidar »
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Re: Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
Reply #3 on: December 20, 2017, 08:46:36 AM
I know when >I< look for a quality survival kit, the very first thing I consider is whether it comes with both large and small buckles.

Not like an emergency poncho or survival blanket. Nope.

Buckles.  :tu:


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Re: Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
Reply #4 on: December 25, 2017, 09:30:39 AM
Also notice the very long length of «rope». Very full of useful! :D
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Re: Cheapo Survival Kit laugh
Reply #5 on: December 25, 2017, 10:08:06 AM
Also notice the very long length of «rope». Very full of useful! :D
Not just rope...

"Emergency rope"!
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