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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #60 on: July 28, 2018, 12:34:44 PM
Oh ha ha ha... very funny... ha ha ha etc....

Anyway, due to recent attempts on my life - mostly by dropping heavy things from height or setting traps - I've had to keep a bit of a low profile... so I can root out the wee treacherous smurfing weisels that are plotting my downfall...

Anyway, what have I missed?


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #61 on: July 28, 2018, 12:42:15 PM
You almost missed a Medical Bill around-the-world (mostly Europe)-in-80-days trip!
https://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,78210.0.html
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #62 on: July 28, 2018, 01:02:51 PM
If you need a sanctuary the U Boat is available. Pabs and I have so many enemies it's not even funny.

Who's after you? MI5, KGB, Mossad, Darren Mattingly, CIA, Taliban, Theresa Niblet or a jealous husband/wife?

If you make it to the U Boat our secret tap is the theme tune to Cheggers Plays Pop. Good luck.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #63 on: July 28, 2018, 01:07:45 PM
 Loads going on in the forum; Nix had a fight with some bears, Mechys boss won't let him have any drinks and Ron Who's boss let him have the afternoon off all week to get a nice tan.  Pabs is working out constantly because he wants to be in the 2019 MTO calendar and Wspeed got expelled for doing a wee on Miss's packed lunch.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #64 on: July 28, 2018, 01:16:58 PM
One thing that mags omits is that the electricity power generator-thingy for the U-Boat stopped working, and he’s been making me cycle a lot on a weird bike with no wheels to charge up the U-Boat batteries. My legs are becoming freakishly outsized and I’m sick of it. I have to eat 12000 kilocalories worth of salty porridge every day in order to not starve. Sick of it, I tell you.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #65 on: July 28, 2018, 01:23:54 PM
Pabs! Keep pedalling! More Power! I'm playing Atari and heating my fondue pot. More Power!
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #66 on: July 28, 2018, 01:30:25 PM
Grumbles Why doesn’t he get a low power Nintendo Switch?
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #67 on: July 28, 2018, 01:40:06 PM
MORE POWER!!
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #68 on: July 28, 2018, 02:40:47 PM
If you need a sanctuary the U Boat is available. Pabs and I have so many enemies it's not even funny.

Who's after you? MI5, KGB, Mossad, Darren Mattingly, CIA, Taliban, Theresa Niblet or a jealous husband/wife?

If you make it to the U Boat our secret tap is the theme tune to Cheggers Plays Pop. Good luck.

Cheers Mags - knew I could count on you!

I've narrowed the list down to: Chaz Moodie, Spanger, Vicky Dickson, Korean Dave, Rice Crispy Lips, Deirdry Dempsay, Stew Pot, Suzie Quim, Gary Skinner, Evil Edna, Hyper Dan, Eddie Bundles, Stavvie, Yvonne Murray, Darren Mattingly, Noncey Ronnie, Tommy Teefal, Coupon Connelly, Grimmy Hutchison, Paul Young (not the singer) Paul Young (singer), Paul Young (highly successful Scottish actor), Malcy Johnson, Shuggie, Craig Hall, Todger, Nazi Dave, Nazi Dave's little brother, Brian Henny Henderson, Stoater, Big Pat, Little Pat, Tracey Beatty, Tommy Beatty, Billy Dalrymple, Frankie Mitchell, Jumbo Jimmy Johnstone, the two Polish fellas, Dellos Cafe, Somalia and Eritrea... all are suspect.

If I could lay low for a bit at your gaff, that'd be fab... Just one thing, can I bring along my colossally colossal collection of non EU energy compliant washing machines and spin dryers?
« Last Edit: July 28, 2018, 02:43:07 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #69 on: July 28, 2018, 02:42:37 PM
It is a submarine, Fuzzy.....


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #70 on: July 28, 2018, 02:43:49 PM
It is a submarine, Fuzzy.....

I know that... still his gaff innit!


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #71 on: July 28, 2018, 02:46:19 PM
It is a submarine, Fuzzy.....

I know that... still his gaff innit!

By the way, I've got a bone to pick with you - I've been keeping a list of all your slights to my good character!!!


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #72 on: July 28, 2018, 02:56:06 PM
Wha....?  :whistle:


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #73 on: July 28, 2018, 03:00:10 PM
My gaff is your gaff Fuzzy. Bring all the white goods you want.  I'll get Pabs to pedal harder.  :tu:
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #74 on: July 28, 2018, 03:43:31 PM
Excellent!... MORE POWER PABS!!!


As a collection, it really is my pride and joy...



« Last Edit: July 28, 2018, 03:49:59 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #75 on: July 28, 2018, 03:50:48 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #76 on: July 28, 2018, 03:58:04 PM
That looks like a sort of "Washing Midden" Fuzzy old chap.  :think: Are you sure it's a "Collection" as such?

I mean Mags photo "Art Studies" from 1980's periodicals of the world are in a whole other league ... and thankfully kept safely under the sea  :whistle:
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #77 on: July 28, 2018, 04:04:50 PM
Yep, they'll never find those bodies...


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #78 on: July 28, 2018, 04:08:10 PM
Nix! Wspeed! Fastbill! Want to come pedal too?  :pok:
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #79 on: July 28, 2018, 04:13:02 PM
Nix! Wspeed! Fastbill! Want to come pedal too?  :pok:
I am up for a pedal  :D :like: :like:
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #80 on: July 28, 2018, 04:16:48 PM
Pabs, you'll have to share your ration of salty porridge with whoever helps you. I'm not made of salty porridge you know. And we have another mouth to feed if Fuzzy comes aboard.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #81 on: July 28, 2018, 04:19:36 PM
Wha....?  :whistle:

A-hem...

That does say something about your posting...

The real scary part is that I even exercise lots of self-censorship... :ahhh


Well that's no fun.

I think Fuzzbucket struggles with that as well...but perhaps without your sense of rigor.

You can talk Mr 500000 posts in ten days or whatever it was... The bloody cheek!
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #82 on: July 28, 2018, 04:23:14 PM
Wha....?  :whistle:

A-hem...

That does say something about your posting...

The real scary part is that I even exercise lots of self-censorship... :ahhh


Well that's no fun.

I think Fuzzbucket struggles with that as well...but perhaps without your sense of rigor.

You can talk Mr 500000 posts in ten days or whatever it was... The bloody cheek!
I would add Nix to your list Fuzzy, just to be on the safe side.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #83 on: July 28, 2018, 04:26:32 PM
Pabs, you'll have to share your ration of salty porridge with whoever helps you. I'm not made of salty porridge you know. And we have another mouth to feed if Fuzzy comes aboard.

What do you mean if, I've been sitting here for the past three hours... like literally right next to you... Anyway, I've had Pabs salty porridge... any more?


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #84 on: July 28, 2018, 04:27:22 PM
Wha....?  :whistle:

A-hem...

That does say something about your posting...

The real scary part is that I even exercise lots of self-censorship... :ahhh


Well that's no fun.

I think Fuzzbucket struggles with that as well...but perhaps without your sense of rigor.

You can talk Mr 500000 posts in ten days or whatever it was... The bloody cheek!
I would add Nix to your list Fuzzy, just to be on the safe side.

He is... he's on my other list...


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #85 on: July 28, 2018, 04:33:46 PM
Pabs, you'll have to share your ration of salty porridge with whoever helps you. I'm not made of salty porridge you know. And we have another mouth to feed if Fuzzy comes aboard.
Conservation of energy, mags.  :twak:
 If you want a certain amount of electricity to power your stuff, the power source (me) needs a certain amount energy (from food) to produce the desired electricity. Either give more food, or live with less electricity! 12,000 kcal of porridge will give 8 kWh of electricity at most!
With fuzzy and his humongous energy demand coming on board, WE NEED MORE CALORIES!
« Last Edit: July 28, 2018, 04:35:31 PM by Don Pablo »
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #86 on: July 28, 2018, 04:44:34 PM
I've never been one to struggle with self-censorship..... :surrender:


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #87 on: July 28, 2018, 05:03:03 PM
I've never been one to struggle with self-censorship..... :surrender:

You're not getting let off that easily Nix - I'm going to drag this one out for days... might even have a GAW at the end!


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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #88 on: July 28, 2018, 05:06:11 PM
All I can offer you Pabs is Cliff Richards 1973 Eurovision recording of 'Power to all our Friends' . This played on a loop should be all the motivation you need.  :tu: Of course you'll need to pedal harder to power the record player.

Remember - it's a looooooong swim home.
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Re: Anybody seen Fuzzbucket?
Reply #89 on: July 28, 2018, 05:06:38 PM
I've never been one to struggle with self-censorship..... :surrender:

You're not getting let off that easily Nix - I'm going to drag this one out for days... might even have a GAW at the end!
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