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Haiku Thread 4561

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #210 on: March 14, 2019, 06:20:05 PM »
"Five and half years now,
In the M T O forums,
here I feel like home"

"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #211 on: March 14, 2019, 11:01:47 PM »
I like multi tools.
They are the coolest ever.
I am the G-Man.

Pontificating particularly pious positions pertaining to polymorphic paraphernalia. G-Man.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #212 on: March 15, 2019, 01:13:37 PM »
A great GAW Speedy
I could win my first Spydie
Thank you - I am in ..
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #213 on: May 14, 2019, 06:18:32 PM »
SwissChamp rules them all.
Features implements galore.
Let's go scale some fish
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #214 on: May 15, 2019, 02:55:56 AM »
Really good RP   :tu:    :)
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #215 on: December 11, 2020, 08:39:31 PM »
It´s back from the dead,
resurrected by Ron Who,
the one Haiku Thread.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #216 on: December 11, 2020, 09:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Douglas Adams

The answer to life,
the universe, and every-
thing, is forty two.


 :D
« Last Edit: December 11, 2020, 11:07:11 PM by Ron Who »

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #217 on: December 11, 2020, 09:25:56 PM »
New challenge to all: Define yourself in a haiku!

Smoking magic weed,
And playing Donna Summer,
Drinking wine. That´s me.

(On a Friday evening, that is).
« Last Edit: December 11, 2020, 11:04:02 PM by Ron Who »

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #218 on: December 11, 2020, 10:24:32 PM »
Minichamp gets used
To cut the pills into halves
Aripiprazol

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #219 on: December 12, 2020, 06:17:14 AM »
Yogurt and salad
Slimming carry and myself.
No more KFC
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #220 on: December 12, 2020, 06:18:33 AM »
Tons of EDC.
Be prepared for anything.
The Big Bag Theory.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #221 on: December 12, 2020, 11:48:46 AM »
Smoking magic weed,
And playing Donna Summer,
Drinking wine. That´s me.

(On a Friday evening, that is).

 :tu:

"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #222 on: December 13, 2020, 01:28:39 PM »
I moved house this week
My multiools were so good
Was lost without them 

Edit: Correction
« Last Edit: December 14, 2020, 12:41:30 PM by Huntsman »
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #223 on: December 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM »
Many multi tools
I don't have enough money
Chako's photos bring such joy

"It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree
After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company" -  The Dead South
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #224 on: December 15, 2020, 06:14:37 PM »
Not a haiku, edited away I thought I had a good one but miscounted.  :facepalm:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #225 on: December 16, 2020, 04:57:16 AM »
Many multi tools
I don't have enough money
Chako's photos bring such joy

 :facepalm: 5,7,...7. One of those freeform haikus.  :rofl:

"It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree
After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company" -  The Dead South
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #226 on: December 16, 2020, 05:08:40 PM »
Many multi tools
Chako's photos bring such joy
I have no money

FIFY
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #227 on: December 16, 2020, 05:10:24 PM »
Must pay attention
Don't just write things up
Haikus have rules

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #228 on: December 16, 2020, 05:18:23 PM »
I´m smurfing some smurfs
And I´ll smurf some more later
Smurfing is big fun
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #229 on: December 16, 2020, 05:22:43 PM »
That's what she said!
Did you see this one coming?!
Don't get me started!

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 8,563 I'm blue!
Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #230 on: December 16, 2020, 05:29:57 PM »
I know what she said
Don´t start pfrsantos
There will be no end

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #231 on: December 17, 2020, 05:22:01 PM »
Internet shopping
for the latest multitool;
the big wait begins.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #232 on: December 18, 2020, 04:57:30 AM »
 :like:   and     :iagree:
Should be with me pretty soon
It will be so good



Spot the haiku!!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #233 on: December 18, 2020, 06:32:51 AM »
Green Farmer X here
Seven week wait a long time
Mighty pleased with me

  :climber:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #234 on: December 18, 2020, 06:57:08 AM »
Saw a Farmer X
So pretty, nice and shiny.
Bought a Farmer X.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #235 on: December 18, 2020, 07:02:39 AM »
Saw a Farmer X
So pretty, nice and shiny.
Bought a Farmer X.

We have theme going
Farmer X on MTO
All of us must own

 :D
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #236 on: December 18, 2020, 04:53:20 PM »
Nice ones guys  :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #237 on: May 27, 2021, 07:30:53 AM »
On an autumn's day,
Haiku Thread in The Break Room.
Wrote with MiniChamp.

Greetings from Brazil!!!

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #238 on: May 27, 2021, 07:36:20 AM »
A face from far away,
The Picture of Dorian Gray...
A Swiss Army Knight.

Greetings from Brazil!!!

Erros meus, má fortuna, amor ardente (My mistakes, bad fortune, burning love) Camões
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #239 on: May 27, 2021, 07:51:17 AM »
Green Victorinox?
Upstream, downstream, just a dream...
It's a red alox...

Greetings from Brazil!!!

Erros meus, má fortuna, amor ardente (My mistakes, bad fortune, burning love) Camões

 

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