I don't know if you guys heard this already but it as a result of this Brexit saga Swiss companies will now find it cheaper to manufacture in the UK. A press release earlier today said that Victorinox plans to move its entire production line from Ibach, Switzerland, to Sunderland in the north of England.
"Sunderland used to make ships, now it will make the world famous Swiss Army Knife," said interim director Kenny Käseloch. "In fact, we intend to rebrand ourselves the Sunderland Army Knife."
Most production personnel at Ibach will keep their jobs, relocating with their families to Sunderland, one of the sunniest parts of Britain. "I don't mind moving," said Spartan speSmurfpillst Inge Zahnfee. "We Swiss grow up speaking a variety of languages. German, French, Italian, and Geordie. We'll fit right in."