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Want a fecal implant?

us Offline ducktapehero

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Want a fecal implant?
on: December 11, 2008, 11:24:23 PM
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/09/1704381.aspx

At least they don't have to take it by the tablespoon.
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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 11:37:52 PM
This is perhaps the only time I'd ever prefer a suppository version....

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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 10:42:38 PM
No doubt.  I hope her husband stayed away from the Mexican food the night before the procedure.
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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 10:57:17 PM
In a similar vein, The U of Penn Vet school has a cow with a surgically placed porthole (portal) in its side.  The vets ladle out gastric contents via the port and feed it to horses, cows, sheep, goats etc that are on antibiotics, to reestablish their gut flora.

BTW, it's a very nice cow.  She's extremely friendly and gets to graze in the main hospital barnyard.


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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #4 on: December 12, 2008, 11:21:37 PM
That's cool!  She's set up for an easy enema.  Insert hose, turn on water.  :P

Seriously, that is a great idea.
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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #5 on: December 12, 2008, 11:24:27 PM
In a similar vein, The U of Penn Vet school has a cow with a surgically placed porthole (portal) in its side.  The vets ladle out gastric contents via the port and feed it to horses, cows, sheep, goats etc that are on antibiotics, to reestablish their gut flora.

BTW, it's a very nice cow.  She's extremely friendly and gets to graze in the main hospital barnyard.

Sounds like a pain in the butt to keep the port clean, especially since the cow is wandering around.


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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 07:47:05 AM
Ha!

The comments are priceless! From the expected jokes to the many folks looking for a less disgusting yogurt alternative.. then the "what if I throw up afterwards?" and the angry guy who manages to find a way to bring up John McCain!

I always seem to enjoy the peanut gallery more than the article. I also am always a tad disturbed and then subsequently worried about humanity, but.. I digress.


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Re: Want a fecal implant?
Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 01:27:07 AM
I wouldn't need that implant.  My wife says I'm full of **it anyway ::)
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