AND he automatically made the rank of General. How's that fair?
Well he (mis)used the force for that: "You want to make me a general"
Although to be fair, I'm not sure that my action figure Obi Wan is ranked as a general. Not sure that action figures have ranks and I certainly haven't promoted him above the two clones. Aside from anything else the U Boat is a non hierachical anarchist
Cthulhu Cult syndicate but also he hasn't distinguished himself in any way like the real Obi Wan. If he didn't look like Obi Wan he could just as well be C3PO as far as it goes.