New guy checking in!

Absolutely Not Def · **on:** February 16, 2013, 08:34:00 PM

Hi everyone,

I just signed up. i am a brand new member. I have never heard of the internet, and probably won't for at least another hour, so you know I have never even seen a forum before. That means I am not Def, no matter what it may look like to more experienced members.

(not) Def

Nhoj · **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:36:48 PM

Since you're not Def this is the perfect place to say bad things about him. Where should we start!?

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:36:58 PM

Welcome to the forum!

When you finally do learn what the internet is I think you will have a great time of it. Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy the site, member who is absolutely not me!

Def

nuphoria · **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:37:35 PM

Alllriiiighty then

Certainly not Mr. Whippy · **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:42:33 PM

Hey,

I'm new here too. Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen. I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:42:51 PM

This doesn't look good...

enki_ck · **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:52:52 PM

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:04:20 PM

Quote from: Certainly not Mr. Whippy on February 16, 2013, 08:42:33 PM

Hey,

I'm new here too. Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen. I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.

I saw them do that on M*A*S*H* once, so it must be true. The only problem I can see is how do I get a bunch of Koreans to start lobbing explosives at me while I do it. I hope that isn't a major requirement to the process.

Def

Certainly not Mr. Whippy · **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:07:35 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on February 16, 2013, 09:04:20 PM

Quote from: Certainly not Mr. Whippy on February 16, 2013, 08:42:33 PM
Hey,

I'm new here too. Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen. I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.

I saw them do that on M*A*S*H* once, so it must be true. The only problem I can see is how do I get a bunch of Koreans to start lobbing explosives at me while I do it. I hope that isn't a major requirement to the process.

Def

I don't actually have one yet, but I'm hoping that the pen has instructions with it on how to use it as a tracheotomy tube. Wouldn't want to mess up a put it in the wrong thing.

nuphoria · **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:08:07 PM

Normal service will eventually be resumed.....

derekmac · **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2019, 08:50:37 PM

Quote from: Absolutely Not Def on February 16, 2013, 08:34:00 PM

Hi everyone,

I just signed up. i am a brand new member. I have never heard of the internet, and probably won't for at least another hour, so you know I have never even seen a forum before. That means I am not Def, no matter what it may look like to more experienced members.

(not) Def

I guess after finding the internet, Not Def got lost trying to find his way back here.