Compact Personal Ninja-Tool Techwear Metropolis Traveler Outfit.
These words are when the first thing my brain thinks is "PASS". This is a form over function design, that to me, just looks like an accident waiting to happen. There are too many parts (thus more stuff to fail). "Two cutting edges"--that makes it a dagger--illegal to carry in many places, illegal to own in even more. It appears to be a gravity-type knife. Also illegal in a lot of places.