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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please 11338

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1170 on: May 07, 2021, 05:37:51 PM »

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

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Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1171 on: May 07, 2021, 05:39:45 PM »

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1172 on: May 07, 2021, 05:40:18 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1173 on: May 07, 2021, 05:41:02 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1174 on: May 07, 2021, 05:42:35 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1175 on: May 07, 2021, 05:42:53 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1176 on: May 08, 2021, 06:33:05 PM »
Ok, ok, this is getting posted under both pets and jokes because it has to do with Dex and what he did, only thing is you gotta think it through! Ready..

So here we go, the Mrs and I are taking Dex for a walk, and we’re walking down the sidewalk, now picture (curb)(grass)(_____) <— sidewalk now Dex walking on the sidewalk next to the grass me holding him on his leash, and the Mrs right next to me, kinda like this, x-X_X, now he likes to stop and water the grass every once and a while to mark his turf, what dog doesn’t, so as we’re walking he stops on a dime, I feel a tug, cause he walks right next to me, and he starts watering, but what he doesn’t know is a suv is about to put over and park right where he’s going! So all of a sudden he hears a noise, barks, woofs, growls, and does a jump 180° to see what’s going on, and who’s coming after him, in the mean time the Mrs and I are loosing it, the lady driving had a smile, and we told him come on, let’s go and he ended up walking the next like 75ft \ like sideways looking back to see if anything else was coming after him, lol not the best of stories but I thought it was funny..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1177 on: May 08, 2021, 10:13:28 PM »
Oh gee, my cousin posted a bunch of pics that I laughed my butt off on so I took a few so I could post them on here, but there all on what to do when you screw your car up!
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1178 on: May 08, 2021, 10:14:16 PM »
A few more,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1180 on: May 09, 2021, 07:51:13 AM »
A few more,,
JR
:rofl:

Clever, very clever, takes note :tu:
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1181 on: May 09, 2021, 07:10:34 PM »
Oh gee, my cousin posted a bunch of pics that I laughed my butt off on so I took a few so I could post them on here, but there all on what to do when you screw your car up!
JR

Love the Mjolnir! Bet it wouldn't stay there long, though...

 :D :D :D :D

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1182 on: May 10, 2021, 11:16:06 AM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1183 on: May 11, 2021, 04:02:48 PM »
Oh gee,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1184 on: May 13, 2021, 03:13:29 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1185 on: May 13, 2021, 05:46:50 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1186 on: May 13, 2021, 05:47:15 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1187 on: May 13, 2021, 05:48:24 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1188 on: May 13, 2021, 05:48:53 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1189 on: May 13, 2021, 05:49:13 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1190 on: May 13, 2021, 05:49:37 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1191 on: May 13, 2021, 11:39:14 PM »
This actually happened in our neighborhood! By the looks of it, it looks 4ft wide by 3ft deep,, below is what the person quoted,, lol..
JR

It was supposed to be 1200 Sq feet and I signed a contract that said 12 sq ft. You live and you learn.

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1192 on: May 14, 2021, 11:34:01 AM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1193 on: May 14, 2021, 11:34:22 AM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1194 on: May 14, 2021, 11:35:09 AM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Point Of No Return Posts: 31,310 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1195 on: May 14, 2021, 03:47:45 PM »
OMG people are so stupid,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1196 on: May 14, 2021, 03:55:58 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 25,360
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1197 on: May 14, 2021, 03:57:05 PM »
 :facepalm: reacting to the gas "containers". 

Esse Quam Videri
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,517 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1198 on: May 14, 2021, 04:04:04 PM »
:facepalm: reacting to the gas "containers".
The last one was a good choice, the holes will let the fumes get out.

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 25,360
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
« Reply #1199 on: May 14, 2021, 04:19:19 PM »
 :rofl:  I've seen some odd choices for "gas containers".  Those take the prize tho.   :oops:

Esse Quam Videri

 

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