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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1470 on: April 27, 2022, 04:26:23 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1471 on: April 27, 2022, 11:58:22 PM
Dream. Wish. Leave nothing undone. Repeat.


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1472 on: April 28, 2022, 08:53:06 AM
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Nah, more like minimal effort of companies who don't give a damn about the environment. For consumers who don't really want to be inconvenienced for something as trivial as the environment.

If we look at the EU, then it is of course not just straws (one-use cutlery, plates, cup etc. are all included). At an estimate of 26 million tons of plastic waste EU wide. Lets say only 1% ended up on the ground, and we exchange 1% of that with bio-degradable material. 0.01% is still 2 600 tons of plastic less in the environment. A single straw might not seem impactful, especially if it still comes in plastic wrapping but if you do the math, it adds up.

P.S.: 2600 tons equals to 5732019 pounds for the imperialists out there :hatsoff:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1473 on: May 05, 2022, 08:24:25 PM
 :twak: Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1474 on: May 05, 2022, 08:32:08 PM
This is soo going to be the kid!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1475 on: May 10, 2022, 06:26:50 PM
A Happy Meal!

 :D :D :D :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1476 on: May 11, 2022, 08:01:12 AM
A Happy Meal!

 :D :D :D :D
Of course he is happy, he is holding a sausage multitool with his mustard hands ;)
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Reply #1477 on: May 11, 2022, 08:31:57 PM
I think something’s going on outback?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1478 on: May 13, 2022, 09:04:55 AM
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Reply #1480 on: May 13, 2022, 04:43:50 PM
Wow, I’d say!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1481 on: May 17, 2022, 06:07:02 PM
Bad day?...

 :pok: :pok:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1482 on: May 30, 2022, 10:42:55 AM
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Reply #1483 on: May 30, 2022, 01:22:25 PM
Hmm,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1484 on: May 30, 2022, 01:23:13 PM
 :think: I’m stumped,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1485 on: May 30, 2022, 01:24:00 PM
Ain’t that the truth!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1486 on: May 30, 2022, 01:24:49 PM
Kids these days,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1487 on: May 30, 2022, 08:40:14 PM
Dream. Wish. Leave nothing undone. Repeat.


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Reply #1488 on: May 31, 2022, 12:45:57 AM
Lol, oh I love it :rofl:
Yet think us just a simple bunch of people have been able to take a simple sak and a few simple tools and modify it better and to what we want!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1489 on: June 01, 2022, 02:40:34 AM
Hmm,  :think:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1490 on: June 01, 2022, 11:21:33 AM
Don't know wether to laugh or cry...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1491 on: June 07, 2022, 10:33:12 PM
Found a few plumbing screw ups,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1492 on: June 07, 2022, 10:33:57 PM
I don’t think anyone would ever be able to go with an audience?
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1493 on: June 07, 2022, 10:34:56 PM
I guess for when you just finish dinner and can’t make it to the end of the hall?
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1494 on: June 07, 2022, 10:35:37 PM
And indoor cookout? :think:
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1495 on: June 07, 2022, 10:37:20 PM
Ok, this one’s got me thinking, I don’t think I could reach the TP?
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1496 on: June 09, 2022, 12:34:39 PM
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Reply #1497 on: June 12, 2022, 11:30:48 PM
Ok, I was just going through my Facebook posts and then this pic pops up, I was like OMG, how can you work for a valet parking service if you can’t drive a manual transmission? Who in there right mind would hire someone who couldn’t drive one? I wouldn’t care if you were one of the most popular people, you can’t operate a stick your not working for my service!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1498 on: June 13, 2022, 03:48:12 PM
Dream. Wish. Leave nothing undone. Repeat.


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Reply #1499 on: June 14, 2022, 11:50:26 PM
Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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