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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1500 on: June 14, 2022, 11:51:02 PM
Ah huh,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1501 on: June 14, 2022, 11:52:03 PM
So that’s how that works
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1502 on: June 20, 2022, 07:58:47 PM
Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1503 on: June 21, 2022, 09:20:37 PM
Oh boy, we’re screwed!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1504 on: June 22, 2022, 11:33:27 AM
Even worse...

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Reply #1505 on: June 22, 2022, 11:37:35 AM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1506 on: June 22, 2022, 11:40:03 AM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1507 on: June 22, 2022, 09:28:56 PM
Totally!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1508 on: July 04, 2022, 07:12:52 PM
I don’t know where to put this, but I said to my wife, “omg if I did this you’d kill me!” So I showed her the pic and she looked at it and was like “no it’s fine” so I’m like “seriously you’d put that in the house?” So she’s like, “yes, I see what it is, but if I like the design I’d have no problem with it” I was like “WOW, now where can I get that rug”!!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1509 on: July 08, 2022, 01:08:18 AM
Really?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1510 on: July 08, 2022, 11:18:14 AM
Really?
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Better fasten your seatbelts
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Reply #1511 on: July 09, 2022, 04:43:15 AM
I saw this one and was like “oh gee, their vacations going to be over before they get there”
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1512 on: July 09, 2022, 05:42:21 PM
Omg :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1513 on: July 09, 2022, 10:54:34 PM
Oh gee :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1514 on: July 10, 2022, 05:47:12 PM
Yup! It’s like baptizing it, but it’s got to be done every time it’s used not only the first!
Ouch I so wouldn’t want to be anyone behind this guy! I was in something close, a tractor trailer never cleaned off the ice off the trailer and it was just like it, a good 3 HUGE pieces flew off, luckily I was far enough back and quick enough to stop so I didn’t get hit!
Another time I was working at lowes, I helped load a one piece tub with surround, all fiberglass, and he said he had it all set, I watched him drive out of the parking lot, he turned, and then there was a restaurant, so he disappeared, yet his truck came out on the other side of the restaurant there was no tub in the back of it, oops!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1515 on: July 20, 2022, 04:31:17 PM
Lol,, interesting,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1516 on: July 27, 2022, 05:44:28 PM
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1517 on: July 27, 2022, 07:05:49 PM
This probably goes for most of us,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1518 on: July 28, 2022, 05:53:46 PM
Plumbah,

your last sketch almost left my gf rotfl  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Then she commented replace "hardware store" with "shoe store", and it works for most women, too.  :dunno:  :rofl:   :rofl:
Best regards and stay safe,

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Reply #1519 on: July 28, 2022, 07:18:48 PM
Plumbah,

your last sketch almost left my gf rotfl  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Then she commented replace "hardware store" with "shoe store", and it works for most women, too.  :dunno:  :rofl:   :rofl:
Here you go, just for her!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1520 on: July 28, 2022, 07:23:08 PM
Thanks!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  :salute: :tu:

And for her, it rather would be a book store or antiquity shoppe. Yes, she's special  :D
Best regards and stay safe,

Wolfgang


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Reply #1521 on: July 28, 2022, 08:43:24 PM
Come on you said book store,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1522 on: July 28, 2022, 08:51:07 PM
Here just for her!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1523 on: July 28, 2022, 09:39:57 PM
 :iagree:

 :whistle:

But the lines should be more hazy, with some darker blobs mixed into. No, she doesn't teleport  :ahhh
Best regards and stay safe,

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Reply #1524 on: July 28, 2022, 09:47:02 PM
Well I didn’t do the pic, so take it or leave it, lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1525 on: July 29, 2022, 06:05:38 PM
You did great.  :tu: No offence meant  :cheers:

And greetings from the missus. She asks if the ferrets can get an extra round of cuddling / treats.
Best regards and stay safe,

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Reply #1526 on: July 29, 2022, 07:58:32 PM
You did great.  :tu: No offence meant  :cheers:

And greetings from the missus. She asks if the ferrets can get an extra round of cuddling / treats.
They get their play time every morning while I clean their cage and do other things, other then that they crash in their cage sleeping in diff beds, hammocks, or things like this guy who just turned over, in a empty litter tote with a shirt, he’s actually inside the shirt,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1527 on: August 04, 2022, 05:54:35 PM
Drawing lesson:


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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1528 on: August 10, 2022, 09:41:07 PM
Did you guys hear about the police station that got attacked by flies?

The cops had to call in a SWAT team.

« Last Edit: August 10, 2022, 11:54:43 PM by dimledger »


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Reply #1529 on: August 10, 2022, 11:03:38 PM
I guess more informative,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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