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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1530 on: August 10, 2022, 11:04:52 PM
The Mrs wants to share a chocolate chip muffin, she says “here I’m done” yet this is what I’m left with, how nice,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1531 on: August 12, 2022, 01:27:26 PM
 
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Reply #1532 on: August 18, 2022, 09:09:50 PM
Are you kidding, the flag would never rise!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1533 on: August 18, 2022, 10:23:51 PM
Dream. Wish. Leave nothing undone. Repeat.


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Reply #1534 on: August 19, 2022, 05:31:29 PM
 :facepalm: Oh crap, this goes back to something else I posted a few back!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1535 on: August 24, 2022, 04:19:44 PM
Ah huh..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1536 on: August 24, 2022, 05:24:38 PM
Have you guys heard about the vegan dog biscuits that just hit the market?

They're made out of collie flour.


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Reply #1537 on: August 25, 2022, 06:28:18 PM
Oh I lost it! :rofl: Of course I asked the kid if he knew what a corvette is and he’s like yeah, then I asked him if he knew what and El Camino is, and he’s like yeah, so I was like, ok what are they? He’s like, there fancy cars, :facepalm: of course the kids got long hair lol.. maybe this would fit,, lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1538 on: August 25, 2022, 11:14:25 PM
Ah huh..
I thought it was a Sole fillet for a second there...


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Reply #1539 on: August 26, 2022, 04:20:03 PM
Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool. 

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Reply #1540 on: August 26, 2022, 05:25:11 PM
Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool.
:facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1541 on: August 28, 2022, 04:28:27 AM
Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool.

I don’t hate it. I drive the same thing just in jeep form.


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Reply #1542 on: August 31, 2022, 12:10:40 AM
Ah hun, if I got stuck behind this on the highway I’d have to do a double take!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1543 on: August 31, 2022, 12:13:00 AM
Ok, who remembers?
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1544 on: August 31, 2022, 01:10:01 PM
Ah hun, if I got stuck behind this on the highway I’d have to do a double take!
JR

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Reply #1545 on: September 03, 2022, 03:26:10 AM
Ah huh,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1546 on: September 04, 2022, 03:30:30 PM
Ok, now tell me that Ed wouldn’t be going nuts, or running out of the church, lol!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1547 on: September 04, 2022, 10:20:47 PM
Lol,, a good one,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1548 on: September 04, 2022, 10:21:29 PM
Ah huh, that would be freaky!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1549 on: September 04, 2022, 10:51:23 PM
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Reply #1550 on: September 09, 2022, 06:30:34 PM
The Mrs posted this one and I figured you guys might like it!
JR

A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1551 on: September 09, 2022, 07:22:11 PM
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Reply #1552 on: September 09, 2022, 07:36:57 PM
Good one! :rofl:


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Reply #1553 on: September 11, 2022, 10:39:54 PM
OMG,  :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1555 on: September 12, 2022, 04:48:59 PM
Ok, I lost it! I just might have to try this now!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1556 on: September 15, 2022, 10:58:09 PM
Well tonight’s dinner is tacos and sides, I guess this would be perfect!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1557 on: September 19, 2022, 09:36:25 PM
About freaking time!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1558 on: September 28, 2022, 06:41:30 PM
Errr,, no!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1559 on: September 28, 2022, 06:43:33 PM
Ah huh,,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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