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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1560 on: September 28, 2022, 06:44:36 PM
Yeah, pretty much,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1561 on: September 28, 2022, 06:45:22 PM
Ok, now that’s nutty,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1562 on: September 28, 2022, 11:30:06 PM
Scientists have just discovered a new species of fish that doesn't have any eyes.

They're calling it a fsh.


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Reply #1563 on: September 28, 2022, 11:32:25 PM
Scientists have just discovered a new species of fish that doesn't have any eyes.

They're calling it a fsh.
:rofl:


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Reply #1564 on: September 29, 2022, 11:46:30 AM
 ??? ??? ??? ???


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1565 on: September 29, 2022, 11:47:23 AM
 :facepalm:


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1566 on: September 29, 2022, 11:48:35 AM



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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1567 on: September 29, 2022, 11:49:33 AM
 :whistle:


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1569 on: October 03, 2022, 02:22:27 AM
Here's one from another forum I sometimes visit:

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.


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Reply #1570 on: October 03, 2022, 02:28:15 AM
Groan :facepalm:


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Reply #1571 on: October 03, 2022, 07:22:20 AM
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.
I am loving these dad jokes :rofl:


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Reply #1572 on: October 05, 2022, 09:35:24 PM
Ok, now who said duct tape won’t fix everything? :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1573 on: October 05, 2022, 09:52:42 PM
Ok, now who said duct tape won’t fix everything? :facepalm:
JR
An honest attempt at the duct tape badge :ahhh


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Reply #1574 on: October 17, 2022, 04:33:45 AM
Ain’t that the truth!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1575 on: October 20, 2022, 12:44:03 PM
 :pok: :pok:


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1576 on: October 20, 2022, 12:44:51 PM
I knew it...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1577 on: October 20, 2022, 01:48:58 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Great posts, JR and pfrsantos  :like:


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Reply #1578 on: October 21, 2022, 12:45:08 PM
Are you physically fit?

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1579 on: October 21, 2022, 10:05:01 PM
Ah huh,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1580 on: October 21, 2022, 10:05:34 PM
Nice!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1581 on: October 22, 2022, 12:44:55 AM
Nice!
JR

  :rofl:

I once changed out the transmission of a Toyota pickup and discovered the rear mounting holes did not match up with the brackets on the pickup. I used some metal strapping that is typically used for bracing walls to support the rear of the transmission and keep it inline with the driveshaft  :D
One night, the screws securing the metal strapping failed, causing the transmission to droop and fall out of alignment with the driveshaft. Out of desperation, I used a shoe to prop up the end of the transmission. That worked so well that I left the shoe in place until I bought a car a couple of years later  :2tu:


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Reply #1582 on: October 24, 2022, 08:53:39 PM
I have a date with a girl who's 6'6".

I can't wait 2 metre.


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Reply #1583 on: October 24, 2022, 08:54:45 PM
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks isn't making them any longer.  :(


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Reply #1584 on: October 24, 2022, 08:56:07 PM
A man has been found guilty of under-using commas.

The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.


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Reply #1585 on: October 24, 2022, 08:56:59 PM
Someone glued my deck of cards together.

I don't know how to deal with it.


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Reply #1588 on: October 25, 2022, 01:24:07 AM
You notice I’m holding your bike, for some reason your kickstand is too tired!  :whistle:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1589 on: October 25, 2022, 05:01:14 AM
You notice I’m holding your bike, for some reason your kickstand is too tired!  :whistle:

My bike is two-tyred....  :think:


 

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