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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1590 on: October 25, 2022, 05:02:23 AM
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.


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Reply #1591 on: October 25, 2022, 05:17:00 AM
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.
:rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1592 on: October 25, 2022, 04:56:51 PM
I went for a walk on the beach. I forgot to bring food, but I wasn't hungry, because of awl the sand which is there.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Reply #1593 on: October 25, 2022, 04:58:16 PM
Trains stop at a train station. Buses stop at a bus station. I don't understand why my boss yells at me, when I'm on my workstation.

 :think: :think: :dunno:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1594 on: October 25, 2022, 08:18:28 PM
I don't like Russian Dolls - they're so full of themselves.


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Reply #1595 on: October 25, 2022, 10:56:16 PM
What happens when Hulk gets really angry?

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He turns into Chuck Norris
If you want to be happy, be.
(Leo Tolstoy)


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Reply #1596 on: October 26, 2022, 01:32:58 PM
There are 10 types of persons: those who understand binary code and those who don't.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1597 on: October 26, 2022, 09:32:08 PM
Five out of four people can't calculate fractions
If you want to be happy, be.
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Reply #1598 on: October 27, 2022, 10:23:43 AM
A recent survey shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.  :think:
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Reply #1599 on: October 27, 2022, 09:33:09 PM
The teacher: "Peter, name me two pronouns!"
Peter quite frightened: "Who, me?"
The teacher: "right"
If you want to be happy, be.
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Reply #1600 on: October 28, 2022, 04:04:55 PM
 :rofl:

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Reply #1601 on: October 28, 2022, 04:33:45 PM
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back after you throw it?

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A stick...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1602 on: October 29, 2022, 01:24:08 AM
What's brown and sticky?


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Reply #1603 on: October 30, 2022, 05:13:03 PM
I was wondering why the printer started playing music. Apparently the paper was jamming


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Reply #1604 on: October 31, 2022, 07:54:30 AM


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Reply #1605 on: October 31, 2022, 08:33:10 AM
What's a boomerang that won't come back?
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A stick
If you want to be happy, be.
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Reply #1606 on: October 31, 2022, 11:08:59 AM
What's a boomerang that won't come back?
Show content
A stick
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back after you throw it?

 :think: :think:

Show content
A stick...

 :whistle:

 :pok:


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1607 on: October 31, 2022, 11:12:17 AM
:pok:
Hmm... the stick used for poking returns, does that mean it is a boomerang? :think:
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Reply #1608 on: October 31, 2022, 12:04:50 PM
You guys are goofy,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1609 on: October 31, 2022, 05:37:38 PM
Lol,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1610 on: November 05, 2022, 02:55:14 AM
Lol,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1611 on: November 05, 2022, 02:55:49 AM
Ohh :facepalm:
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1612 on: November 06, 2022, 03:28:41 PM
The Far Side comics!  You can still read them online:
https://www.thefarside.com/
Barry


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Reply #1613 on: November 08, 2022, 01:49:20 PM



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Reply #1614 on: November 08, 2022, 03:46:46 PM
 :iagree: :rofl:
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Reply #1615 on: November 08, 2022, 08:49:19 PM
 :rofl:
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Reply #1616 on: November 08, 2022, 11:52:14 PM
 :rofl:
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Reply #1617 on: November 09, 2022, 12:20:19 AM
Ah huh,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1618 on: November 09, 2022, 04:45:54 AM

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Reply #1619 on: November 09, 2022, 07:35:09 AM
I feel like this is more me…
Love that one! :rofl:


 

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