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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1620 on: November 14, 2022, 10:32:23 PM
Um YES, ESPECIALLY WHEN NOT A SOOTH AS GLASS FLOOR!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1621 on: November 17, 2022, 10:21:43 PM
OUCH When using a hot glue gun it is my honest opinion not to touch the tip and let the hot glue sit on your finger! As it is of importance as it is to plug in the gun when wanting to use it! Yup I did it, that’s me!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1622 on: November 18, 2022, 04:06:44 PM
Here’s proof from under the bandage,, amazingly it doesn’t hurt anymore, I guess it killed all nerves and feeling, either that or from when the Mrs wrapped the bandage so tight last night she killed the tip?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1623 on: November 19, 2022, 03:52:04 AM
Yikes! 
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Reply #1624 on: November 20, 2022, 06:19:05 PM
What you look like after snow blowing in a 12° windchill for 30min then walking into a 80° living room, holy crap,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1625 on: November 22, 2022, 04:17:19 PM


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Reply #1626 on: November 22, 2022, 04:27:20 PM
 :tu: :rofl: :tu:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1627 on: November 22, 2022, 04:29:10 PM
 :rofl:
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Reply #1629 on: November 24, 2022, 02:32:20 PM
OUCH When using a hot glue gun it is my honest opinion not to touch the tip and let the hot glue sit on your finger! As it is of importance as it is to plug in the gun when wanting to use it! Yup I did it, that’s me!
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Reply #1630 on: November 24, 2022, 02:33:15 PM
Show some respect...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1631 on: November 24, 2022, 02:33:50 PM
For everyone posting from your phones...


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1632 on: November 24, 2022, 02:37:32 PM
Don't act like a girl! I mean... act like a girl!

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Yeah right I’d like to see how long she could take that! Talk about sealed wounds!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1633 on: November 24, 2022, 06:12:43 PM
Don't act like a girl! I mean... act like a girl!

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Think about it, she is a model, doing what was told her. There was probably a whole team on set. No-one noticed :facepalm:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1634 on: November 24, 2022, 06:58:11 PM
nevermind the fact she's holding the hot half, the board is soldered on the bottom, not the top...
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #1635 on: November 24, 2022, 07:42:33 PM
Exactly!  :rofl:
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Reply #1636 on: November 25, 2022, 04:49:20 AM
My jaw staid open for a good 5min trying to figure out just why?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1637 on: November 28, 2022, 04:00:34 PM
For every IT person here...


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1638 on: November 28, 2022, 06:19:27 PM
Oh wow, that’s clean work!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1639 on: November 28, 2022, 08:17:07 PM
Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1640 on: November 29, 2022, 05:25:36 PM
I can really see where it gets its name from! Good video!
JR

https://fb.watch/h5WZOIsgo6/
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1641 on: November 30, 2022, 05:25:30 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1642 on: November 30, 2022, 05:29:37 PM
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Around this time of year many lowlanders head to the mountains very unprepared to drive in snow.  The line of cars who did bring tire chains along side the road is easy business for those looking to make a quick buck installing them.  Its never ceases to amaze me that they didn't have a practice run at installing them.  I guess good thing is they brought them.  It is funny tho to see so many cars on the side of the road struggling to learn for the first time. 

The fellas out there make a tidy sum which is smart of them. 
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Reply #1643 on: November 30, 2022, 06:04:28 PM
OMG that’s like that one time Florida got a dusting of snow, I’m talking a dusting, maybe 1/4”? And cars were all over! But nothing beats the brains of that one Girl Scout, when it was time to sell cookies and she sets up shop on the sidewalk right outside of a freaking cannabis shop! She sold every damn box she had and they kept them coming, I think she got some award or something, but come on, think of it, who in their right or left mind isn’t going to buy a box or 2 or 4?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1644 on: December 01, 2022, 05:16:23 PM
Cheap and durable, must be a plumber! lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1645 on: December 01, 2022, 05:19:02 PM
I can say I’ve actually seen this one!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1646 on: December 01, 2022, 11:32:25 PM
I can really see where it gets its name from! Good video!
JR

https://fb.watch/h5WZOIsgo6/

If it's 11'8'', why do they have two signs with 12'4''?!

 ??? ??? ??? ???

And don't get me started on the number of drivers that just keep on going like nothing's wrong...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1647 on: December 02, 2022, 12:04:45 AM
If it's 11'8'', why do they have two signs with 12'4''?!

 ??? ??? ??? ???

And don't get me started on the number of drivers that just keep on going like nothing's wrong...

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Not even that but the idiots that ran the freaking red light just speeding right through as if nothing was happening, there was one truck, like only one truck that was I’ll try, then lightly taped and was like NOPE! Ain’t doing it!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
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Reply #1649 on: December 02, 2022, 01:30:03 PM
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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