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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1650 on: December 03, 2022, 05:37:02 PM
I got it! The fan is on 24/7, in which causes enough force to keep the platform between the wall, pipe, and the A/C unit from falling! Boom,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1651 on: December 03, 2022, 06:12:31 PM
Another top notch contract or DIY'er in any case  :facepalm:
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Reply #1652 on: December 05, 2022, 03:17:57 AM
A little joke, we used our mini crockpot and since it was next to our larger one I kinda saw something, so I made it into a little joke,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1653 on: December 07, 2022, 12:42:34 AM
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Reply #1655 on: December 07, 2022, 03:03:26 AM
Ah huh,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1656 on: December 07, 2022, 03:04:09 AM
Believe it or not I’ve actually seen something like this!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1657 on: December 09, 2022, 08:09:36 PM
Believe it or not I’ve actually seen something like this!
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Reply #1658 on: December 10, 2022, 01:39:47 PM
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Reply #1659 on: December 10, 2022, 03:25:12 PM
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Reply #1660 on: December 10, 2022, 04:34:42 PM
Hmm,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1661 on: December 10, 2022, 05:53:29 PM
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Reply #1662 on: December 10, 2022, 06:00:34 PM
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Reply #1663 on: December 10, 2022, 06:25:02 PM
Ain’t that the freaking truth! Of course I had to peddle a bike up hill both ways, just not shoeless in the snow!
I so wish I still had that bag, it had a double expansion system for when the load of books got bigger!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1664 on: December 10, 2022, 11:11:25 PM
This will never catch on

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Reply #1665 on: December 11, 2022, 05:58:22 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: Lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1666 on: December 11, 2022, 10:31:55 PM
All this time and my little rubber ducky has been eaten up by my lava lamp! Heck last week it ate Elvis! No lie!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1667 on: December 12, 2022, 12:43:41 AM
Who is this guy is he related to the electrician? I mean he’s got Phase 2 - Red, Phase 3 - Blue, Neutral - White, and even Ground - bare, but he screwed up on Phase 1 - Black.. oops..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1668 on: December 12, 2022, 03:02:57 PM
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Reply #1669 on: December 12, 2022, 04:25:41 PM
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Reply #1670 on: December 13, 2022, 12:31:44 PM
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Reply #1671 on: December 13, 2022, 12:34:11 PM
 :rofl:
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Reply #1672 on: December 13, 2022, 08:18:26 PM
OMG, if we don’t like bolt our bedroom door shut, this is what one of the cats does to the Mrs, like totally won’t leave her alone, even if she was to toss him across the room an hour later he’d be right back and on her head!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1673 on: December 13, 2022, 08:36:35 PM
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Reply #1674 on: December 15, 2022, 06:18:39 PM
Ah huh,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1675 on: December 15, 2022, 07:33:33 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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Reply #1676 on: December 15, 2022, 09:49:35 PM
I swear it gets lonely in here,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1677 on: December 17, 2022, 05:44:40 AM
Not bad,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1678 on: December 17, 2022, 06:00:43 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
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Reply #1679 on: December 17, 2022, 07:52:41 AM
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