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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1680 on: December 18, 2022, 04:24:09 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1681 on: December 18, 2022, 10:20:48 PM
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Only in stories now, but when I was a kid, the krampuses actually went through the streets of villages and rattled thair chains, sometimes going into houses and scaring the sh** out of the kids.

:ahhh


Good old times :rofl:


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1682 on: December 18, 2022, 10:40:26 PM
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1683 on: December 19, 2022, 02:44:52 AM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1684 on: December 20, 2022, 11:52:24 PM
Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1685 on: December 22, 2022, 04:04:20 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1686 on: December 22, 2022, 04:23:27 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1687 on: December 22, 2022, 08:18:34 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1688 on: December 22, 2022, 10:46:07 PM
Ah huh,,
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I have to admit that really made me laugh and it made my Mom laugh with whom I had to share it.  It wasn’t so much the picture itself, but the memory of how my brother could sleep anywhere in any position


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1689 on: December 23, 2022, 12:25:36 AM
I have to admit that really made me laugh and it made my Mom laugh with whom I had to share it.  It wasn’t so much the picture itself, but the memory of how my brother could sleep anywhere in any position
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Well here send this to your mother, this is our younger son about 6-7yrs ago, who fell asleep I guess he was reading his tablet while on his knees but half on his bed yet crashed,, lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1690 on: December 23, 2022, 04:00:49 AM
:rofl:
Yep, kids amaze me.  My brother would do that kinda stuff all the time


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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1691 on: December 24, 2022, 06:54:36 AM



I’ve run out of safe seasonal jokes, the rest are all too rude.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1693 on: December 26, 2022, 05:08:00 PM
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Reply #1694 on: January 09, 2023, 01:07:20 AM
LOL,  :rofl: YES I WILL ATTEST TO THAT!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1695 on: January 09, 2023, 01:54:57 AM
Ok, now I’ve seen it all!! Lol :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1696 on: January 17, 2023, 10:31:51 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1697 on: January 17, 2023, 10:32:45 AM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1700 on: January 17, 2023, 07:18:58 PM
While you little sh..   :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1701 on: January 17, 2023, 08:22:42 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1702 on: January 17, 2023, 10:45:29 PM
Is it that bad you had to repost it?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1703 on: January 18, 2023, 02:42:31 PM
Well this happened 11yrs ago and kinda brought a smile to my face,, ahh the good ol days,, lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1704 on: January 18, 2023, 02:47:31 PM
Someone also posted this and I was like oh heck yeah!

It’s the reason I have seizures, care to join? :whistle:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1705 on: January 20, 2023, 05:15:10 AM
OMG, idk how many times I walked into the kids room back in the day and stepped on one of their toys while they were sleeping none the less and had to hold my breath so I didn’t wake them! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh ,, you would think stepping on jacks would be worst but I think legos were!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1706 on: January 27, 2023, 01:51:36 PM
I guess someone changed their plans,, :whistle:
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1707 on: January 30, 2023, 09:31:54 AM
I guess someone changed their plans,, :whistle:
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What the Smurf are "Swiss Rolls"??? :think: :dunno: :think: :dunno:

I hope it is better than "Swiss cheese" (funny name for something that is neither Swiss nor cheese).
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1708 on: January 30, 2023, 12:28:09 PM
What the Smurf are "Swiss Rolls"??? :think: :dunno: :think: :dunno:

I hope it is better than "Swiss cheese" (funny name for something that is neither Swiss nor cheese).
Wikipedia notes that “A Swiss roll, jelly roll (United States), roll cake, cream roll, roulade or Swiss log is a type of rolled sponge cake filled with whipped cream, jam, or icing. The origins of the term are unclear…”

These particular ones are chocolate cake and white icing rolled together, then coated with a thin layer of chocolate on the outside.  Regardless of the origin of the term, they are delicious.


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Reply #1709 on: January 30, 2023, 03:38:51 PM
Lol, I don’t know what’s more funny the joke or you getting POed at it, sorry didn’t mean to get you mad, but this is the other kind that Nate is talking about, but there called strawberry shortcake rolls,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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