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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

ch Offline Etherealicer

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1710 on: January 31, 2023, 12:58:21 PM
Lol, I don’t know what’s more funny the joke or you getting POed at it, sorry didn’t mean to get you mad, but this is the other kind that Nate is talking about, but there called strawberry shortcake rolls,,
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Not POed, I'm amused... you seem to have a lot of products with "Swiss" in the name for obscure reasons :D

This feels like a Ryan George episode on how things got their names:
Guy A: We need to name this vegetable.
Guy B: How about chard?
Guy A: Not cool enough! Kids won't eat that.
Guy C: Swiss chard!
Guy A: Swiss chard it is!
Guy B: But why? That makes no sense
Guy A: Moving on... how about these delicious rolls?
Guy B: Sweet rolls?
Guy A: First you complain, then you do it too... Swiss rolls it is!
Guy B: I said... SWEET rolls!
Guy A: Too late... how about this yellowish rubbery stuff, that is edible, even if barely...
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1711 on: January 31, 2023, 03:25:43 PM
 :rofl:

E, I've never quite understood either.  Maybe the namers of such items have wonderful fantasies about the Swiss  :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1712 on: February 05, 2023, 04:58:29 PM
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Reply #1713 on: February 06, 2023, 12:24:59 AM
Lol,, :rofl:
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Reply #1714 on: February 06, 2023, 12:26:38 AM
Eww..
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Reply #1715 on: February 06, 2023, 12:27:36 AM
Lol..
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Reply #1716 on: February 11, 2023, 06:01:10 PM
Yeah that’s about right!
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Reply #1717 on: February 11, 2023, 06:02:44 PM
Ah huh..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1718 on: February 11, 2023, 06:46:49 PM


“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1719 on: February 11, 2023, 11:57:08 PM
Should have just painted the branch,  :dunno:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1720 on: February 15, 2023, 07:17:11 PM
21st century doctor  ;)

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Reply #1721 on: February 16, 2023, 03:21:03 PM
Lol, that’s one way to speed things up!
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Reply #1722 on: February 21, 2023, 09:12:46 PM
Lol,,
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Reply #1723 on: February 22, 2023, 02:35:35 AM
Hmm :think:
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Reply #1724 on: February 22, 2023, 08:52:37 PM
Oh yeah, right now it’s 32° and rain is teetering between freezing or not freezing on the ground,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1725 on: February 22, 2023, 08:53:13 PM
Here’s another power drill use!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1726 on: February 22, 2023, 08:53:45 PM
And another, I like this one better.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1727 on: February 25, 2023, 02:02:56 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1728 on: March 01, 2023, 03:01:59 PM
Ok, who’s done it? Lol
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Reply #1729 on: March 01, 2023, 03:05:41 PM
BOOM BOOM, FIREPOWER! My little buddy being goofy with me 9yrs ago.. now he turns 19 before the end of the month.. :'(
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1730 on: March 01, 2023, 03:15:14 PM
Where did my little buddy go? He’s freaking taller than me? But I can still get a laugh out of him! Our little ritual for Xmas eve, the Mrs(mom) always gets us matching pj’s, she gets the oddball, so we can wear them come the next day, and well, idk what happened, I got something going, funny enough I needed to lean over on him, as you can see it was funny enough for him.. and of course she went crazy with the camera! I think over 130pic between the two days!
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Pull it over, there’s a 3rd!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1731 on: March 01, 2023, 04:25:30 PM
It goes fast thats for sure.  My son outgrew me fast at 230lbs and 6'2.  Its when your kids have kids that really makes you wonder where the time has gone.   
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1734 on: March 02, 2023, 06:42:06 PM
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Reply #1735 on: March 03, 2023, 02:32:29 AM
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Reply #1737 on: March 05, 2023, 01:23:02 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1738 on: March 05, 2023, 05:19:25 AM
This feels like a Ryan George episode on how things got their names:
Guy A: We need to name this vegetable.
Guy B: How about chard?
Guy A: Not cool enough! Kids won't eat that.
Guy C: Swiss chard!
Guy A: Swiss chard it is!
Guy B: But why? That makes no sense
Guy A: Moving on... how about these delicious rolls?
Guy B: Sweet rolls?
Guy A: First you complain, then you do it too... Swiss rolls it is!
Guy B: I said... SWEET rolls!
Guy A: Too late... how about this yellowish rubbery stuff, that is edible, even if barely...

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Reply #1739 on: March 06, 2023, 06:16:37 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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