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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1740 on: March 07, 2023, 03:46:38 AM
Of course they don’t how to solve the problem since I get it all the time!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1741 on: March 08, 2023, 03:11:25 PM
Ah huh,, either quickly parking the car and running in for an extra few to toss in the glovebox, or having that nice fancy tissue dispenser that sits aside the passengers knees,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1742 on: March 16, 2023, 03:38:41 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1743 on: March 16, 2023, 03:39:29 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #1744 on: March 16, 2023, 03:40:21 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1745 on: March 16, 2023, 03:00:51 PM
 :rofl:
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Reply #1746 on: March 19, 2023, 04:39:33 PM
Lol :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1747 on: March 24, 2023, 03:02:49 PM
Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
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I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1748 on: March 24, 2023, 03:45:34 PM
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Reply #1749 on: March 24, 2023, 04:45:18 PM
Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
JR

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

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Reply #1750 on: March 27, 2023, 01:38:06 AM
Someone had a party last night and forgot to invite us! Needless to say the one responsible got hammered and crashed right there on the floor and couldn’t make it back to bed!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1751 on: March 27, 2023, 05:05:36 AM
Lol, good one..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1752 on: March 30, 2023, 01:44:56 PM
Did you know?...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1753 on: March 30, 2023, 01:46:00 PM
I don't think this will work...

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Reply #1754 on: March 30, 2023, 01:46:47 PM
Be affraid...

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Reply #1755 on: March 30, 2023, 01:47:22 PM
Just say no...

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Reply #1756 on: March 30, 2023, 01:47:48 PM
 :facepalm:

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #1757 on: March 30, 2023, 04:36:29 PM
Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1758 on: March 30, 2023, 04:37:06 PM
That’s cool,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1759 on: March 30, 2023, 04:38:30 PM
So true, but where’s the 8tracks?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1760 on: March 30, 2023, 04:39:27 PM
Oh this is going to be good!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1761 on: April 12, 2023, 02:19:16 PM
Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1762 on: April 12, 2023, 03:19:18 PM
That should get you..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1763 on: April 20, 2023, 08:50:33 PM


found it on another forum

Maybe it has been posted before
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Reply #1764 on: April 21, 2023, 12:02:49 AM
OMG  :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1765 on: April 25, 2023, 05:18:05 PM
Ok, now this looks horrible, but if it was a life or death situation yes, yet you can rip everything under the sink out and so long as the P-Trap is empty of water you’d have a connection to the main stack which goes right through the roof, now it’s not going to smell to good but it’s air! And if you need more, just flush the toilet, cause it will bring more air down the stack! Yet if the building is on fire there might be smoke on the roof so you might be sucking down smoke..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1766 on: April 26, 2023, 04:11:19 AM
You think?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1767 on: May 02, 2023, 10:50:09 PM
Lol,, :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1768 on: May 02, 2023, 10:54:26 PM
Ok, I sooo need and want this, but knowing our luck, we’d be getting attacked by so many mosquitoes we’d have to hide in the tent, then, before the next morning we’d have horrible rain, and the river would overflow flooding our tent!!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1769 on: May 04, 2023, 04:43:35 PM
 :twak: Mad P.  All that is part of the adventure my friend.   Well, no but never let any of those thoughts keep you from anything as amazing as being outdoors. 

We went camping thinking we'd be ok since it called for rains.  Day 1 was cold and grey but not bad ( 34F ).  We awoke to heavy rains which made the campsite so muddy and near impossible to cook but we managed.  It only rained harder and harder as the morning went on.  We asked each other if we should just pack up and leave.  It got really cold and as we sat in the tent rain pouring down we were silent.

Tent open watching the rain it was so nice.  We ended up staying and having a great time just listening to the rain and enjoying each other company. 

 
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