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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1770 on: May 04, 2023, 05:12:52 PM
Yes, I understand, we had only been dating for like 5 months and we went camping in a simple tent and it poured, cooking was horrible, and we froze, we tried to keep the pit fire going, and cook a few things just to keep our stomachs from starving, but we did the same and closed up the tent, and just cuddled to keep warm, needless to say we did, and it was very relaxing, and since it was pouring NO ONE wanted to camp so we had the whole place to ourselves :whistle: But after our time was up and we had so much extra food we went to my aunt and uncles and made a HUGE breakfast for everyone, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and scrapple, and lots of everything! Everyone was full! But yes as bad as the camping was, it was nice to just relax and cuddle in the warmth and listen to the rain! But in that pic I posted you’d have to pack up the tent when the river started overflowing! Lol..
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Reply #1771 on: May 04, 2023, 05:50:56 PM
Fair enough. 

I love the rain but likely because here in Cali we don't usually see much.  We went and woke the next morning to snow one year.  It was so cold but man it was crisp and clear.  Starting that fire was a task but once going we just sat back and soaked it all in. 

Good thing for those small pocket stoves.  We can cook pretty decently with them.   
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Reply #1772 on: May 04, 2023, 08:25:37 PM
Fair enough. 

I love the rain but likely because here in Cali we don't usually see much.  We went and woke the next morning to snow one year.  It was so cold but man it was crisp and clear.  Starting that fire was a task but once going we just sat back and soaked it all in. 

Good thing for those small pocket stoves.  We can cook pretty decently with them.   
In PA rain was weird, but getting camp grills was easy, we’d pick all sorts of them up at tag sales, we even had two son of hibachi’s, although one of the grills was not only a grill but a large cooler, it sat on top of the cooler and had wheels and handles so you could pull it around, but then raised to cooking hight when you wanted to cook or get in the cooler, but that one was good good for breakfast since it was propane, the other was lava rock with propane, but you throw a few hickory charcoal on top and totally give flavor,
But one day we were going camping and like 500ft ahead the speed limit raised to 55mph from 35, so I started to step on the gas and next thing I know we got flashing lights in the rear view, like come on, well, I got hit for a like 45mph ticket in a 35 zone, in the mean time these cars are zooming by like over 65, but the officer is still screwing with us, so finally he’s done and we could go, yet we showed up at the camp and their closed, go fig, we missed them by like 15min, so we camped out and slept in the car, oh well, we were ready to go first thing in the morning since we slept like 50ft from the gate.. I got another story but it will have to wait..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1773 on: May 12, 2023, 02:26:12 PM
Ah huh,, and either American standard or kohler is going to come out with the slice and dice toilet,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1774 on: May 12, 2023, 02:29:21 PM
Ok, either an adjustable wrench or sometimes a crescent, my teacher used to call it “The Polish Micrometer”, no offense,,
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Reply #1775 on: May 12, 2023, 03:16:31 PM
That fits..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1776 on: May 12, 2023, 06:32:44 PM
Ok, I sooo need and want this, but knowing our luck, we’d be getting attacked by so many mosquitoes we’d have to hide in the tent, then, before the next morning we’d have horrible rain, and the river would overflow flooding our tent!!
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I would more worry about the stream swelling when it rains... but what I wonder the most is how that lantern got there :rofl:
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Reply #1777 on: May 15, 2023, 05:55:23 AM
What do you call a line of rabbits that moves?
A receding hairline..
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Reply #1778 on: May 20, 2023, 02:26:15 AM
Like why not? It would make you want to vs avoiding it,,
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Reply #1779 on: May 20, 2023, 02:27:04 AM
Oh that guys soooo going to have to check his shorts! :whistle:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1780 on: May 22, 2023, 04:32:12 PM


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Reply #1781 on: May 22, 2023, 04:42:03 PM
Lol.. :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1782 on: May 24, 2023, 05:41:18 PM
Err, I’m sure that was a show!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1783 on: May 24, 2023, 05:42:47 PM
Ain’t that the freaking truth! Only thing is I walked or biked and yes uphill both ways,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1784 on: May 24, 2023, 05:43:31 PM
Lol, that’s bad,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1785 on: May 24, 2023, 05:44:24 PM
Is it me or are people hiring getting very upfront?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1786 on: May 24, 2023, 05:45:16 PM
I guess when you really want something you’ll do anything!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1787 on: May 24, 2023, 05:46:07 PM
Ok ok, last one, yeah I’d say that looks about right..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1788 on: May 27, 2023, 05:16:04 AM
Uhh, ok..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1792 on: May 29, 2023, 11:13:49 AM
Uhh, ok..
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Reply #1795 on: June 03, 2023, 04:42:12 PM
I guess when you really want something you’ll do anything!
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Reply #1796 on: June 07, 2023, 04:46:55 PM
Err, that’s gotta suck!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1797 on: June 10, 2023, 04:24:37 AM
Ah haha, yeah what are the odds, lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1798 on: June 10, 2023, 04:26:36 AM
Ok now that’s cool! I even showed the Mrs who is bad when it comes to OCD and she actually thought it was pretty cool herself, I was shocked! Yet I’m sure that would so screw with any neighbor, lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #1799 on: June 10, 2023, 05:28:02 PM
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