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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please 3262

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,511 Smurf smash!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2019, 11:56:16 AM »
Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is  :twak:
Err,

See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR

Except for me, it was on a bicycle  :D

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2019, 05:56:28 PM »
Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is  :twak:
Err,

See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR

Except for me, it was on a bicycle  :D
Bike yes, shorts no.
The Mrs has just got me out of the t-shirt gig, summer the shirt stayed out yet cold weather came and the shirt got tucked in! Only a few years ago did she get me to leave the shirt out during winter.
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2019, 02:00:35 AM »
I trimmed it to keep it a little clean, if not take it out..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2019, 02:03:51 AM »
This is good, who’s had either?
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
No Life Club Posts: 3,070 American Clandestine Materials Executive (ACME)
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2019, 02:24:57 AM »
« Last Edit: January 17, 2019, 02:26:10 AM by ironraven »

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2019, 11:40:47 AM »



















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Zombie Apprentice Posts: 14,884 Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2019, 01:28:41 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)
He ain't wrong.
But fill in the bubble better! :D

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2019, 06:41:21 AM »
Lol,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Global Moderator Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,783
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2019, 02:39:12 PM »
I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2019, 03:45:17 PM »
I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
Steak sauce

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2019, 05:18:19 PM »
I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?

I didn't either, but was to proud to ask. Thanks!

 :whistle: :D :D

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Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2019, 05:22:16 PM »
Sorry guys  :(
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2019, 06:02:03 PM »
Sorry guys  :(
JR

No prob! We learned something from it!

 :tu: :salute:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2019, 06:02:38 PM »


 :D :D

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2019, 05:38:44 AM »
Lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2019, 05:43:37 AM »
Ouch,
Our two furballs have two huge bowls, one water the other kibble, both stay full 24/7
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2019, 05:29:00 PM »
Lol,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Global Moderator Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,783
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2019, 05:59:51 PM »
Lol, :rofl:
That’s bad!
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2019, 04:00:14 AM »
Lol
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,388 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2019, 04:02:29 AM »
I wonder who’s tonight’s show? :popcorn:
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
No Life Club Posts: 3,253 Honey Badger Don't Care
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2019, 05:17:15 AM »
 :think:  :rofl:

That's kind of weird

~CsB
Global Moderator Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,783
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2019, 01:35:23 PM »
An audience for the throne
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2019, 12:43:42 PM »
Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.

They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.

"Why, we just hired her?"

"Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour."

The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.

"To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"


 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2019, 12:44:34 PM »
My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic!


________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2019, 12:45:00 PM »
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

 :think: :think:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2019, 12:45:47 PM »
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said:

"Can you smell petrol?"

The other replied: "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!"



________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2019, 12:48:43 PM »
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought himself a warehouse?

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,772 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2019, 12:49:16 PM »
One advantage of being dyslexic is that it doesn't cost much to get your own personalized registration plate.

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


 

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