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fi Offline AlephZero

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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is  :twak:
Err,

See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
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Except for me, it was on a bicycle  :D
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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is  :twak:
Err,

See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR

Except for me, it was on a bicycle  :D
Bike yes, shorts no.
The Mrs has just got me out of the t-shirt gig, summer the shirt stayed out yet cold weather came and the shirt got tucked in! Only a few years ago did she get me to leave the shirt out during winter.
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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I trimmed it to keep it a little clean, if not take it out..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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This is good, who’s had either?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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« Last Edit: January 17, 2019, 02:26:10 AM by ironraven »
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He ain't wrong.
But fill in the bubble better! :D
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Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?


ch Offline Etherealicer

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I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
Steak sauce
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It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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I don't get it  :think:

Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?

I didn't either, but was to proud to ask. Thanks!

 :whistle: :D :D
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Sorry guys  :(
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Sorry guys  :(
JR

No prob! We learned something from it!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Ouch,
Our two furballs have two huge bowls, one water the other kibble, both stay full 24/7
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"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


england Offline Kev D

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Thats pretty cool  :like:


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Lol, :rofl:
That’s bad!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I wonder who’s tonight’s show? :popcorn:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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 :think:  :rofl:

That's kind of weird


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An audience for the throne


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Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.

They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.

"Why, we just hired her?"

"Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour."

The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.

"To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"


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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said:

"Can you smell petrol?"

The other replied: "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!"


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought himself a warehouse?
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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One advantage of being dyslexic is that it doesn't cost much to get your own personalized registration plate.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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