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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I worked for a firm in Farmington Hills about 10 yrs ago and one of our staff painted his Geo Tracker in a like pattern, his BnL had a body shop. It looked real good, I am now wondering if same Tracker.  He lived in Down River area iirc.


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In Michigan? We’re in what they call the down river, below Detroit, this isn’t the only thing I’ve seen painted JP style either! I’ve seen much newer with a very awesome paint job, but that’s the only geo I’ve only seen, it was at a local baseball game.
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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A couple towns over just posted this on Facebook,
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"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Couple of the same but let’s hear them name them off!
If I’m not mistake on the one I can’t believe it’s it!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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 :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
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I count 12 pop culture references.
I know 8.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I count 12 pop culture references.
I know 8.
I count 11, 9 I can name, 1 I want to say I know what it is but not sure, and the other no clue, that other there’s a lot more
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
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A-Team
Dukes of Hazard
Back to the future
Knight Rider
Blues Brothers
Ghostbusters
Magnum PI
Transformers
Airwolf
ET
Tron


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A-Team
Dukes of Hazard
Back to the future
Knight Rider
Blues Brothers
Ghostbusters
Magnum PI
Transformers
Airwolf
ET
Tron
I never heard of Tron
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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second one:
Voltron
Ferris Buellers day off
Knight rider
national lampoons family vacation
c.h.i.p.s
Ghostbusters
fall guy
a team
dukes of hazzard
batman
blues brothers
back to the future
transformers
tron
ET
Gijoe
star wars
indiana jones (sign)

and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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second one:
Voltron
Ferris Buellers day off
Knight rider
national lampoons family vacation
c.h.i.p.s
Ghostbusters
fall guy
a team
dukes of hazzard
batman
blues brothers
back to the future
transformers
tron
ET
Gijoe
star wars
indiana jones (sign)

and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify
Very good,  again never heard of tron, never heard of fall guy, didn’t figure the fairs, good call! Saw the lampoons that was funny, but your wrong on the iroc, and your going to go :facepalm: when you fig the movie! I’ll give you a hint it’s from part of my name!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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maybe, but I did pretty good except for that one.
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I’d say, give up?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Death race?


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There's a lot of things that I've never seen, but I have seen Tron....
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify

Not an Iroc, Aussie Falcon, should help as a clue


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sunken headlights made it more iroc to my eyes... especially since I remembered it as flat front end...

The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Whoey’s got it, anyone else wanna stab, was it the hint?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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I know, and yes it was the hint.


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Seriously got this in my inbox today. Hilarious that someone actually typed this!  :rofl:

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Whoey’s got it, anyone else wanna stab, was it the hint?
JR
You talking about MAD Max?


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You talking about MAD Max?


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Very good
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Here’s another, the Mrs and I sat and I sat here for a few sec and got about half, anyone want a go? I kinda scratched that one up cause it didn’t look to good for a younger age..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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I'll take a whack at it  :tu:

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Guns n Roses
The doors
Led Zeppelin
Smashing pumpkins
Radiohead
Rolling stones
Sex Pistols

Some classics  :like:


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Pearl Jam too  :tu:


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And Queen

I missed a couple  :facepalm:


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Pearl Jam
Guns N Roses
Stone Temple Pilots
Queen
The Doors
Led Zeppelin
Radiohead
Smashing Pumpkins
Alice In Chains
Pantera
Blind Melon
Rolling Stones
Sex Pistols
The Police
The Beatles


 

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