Seriously got this in my inbox today. Hilarious that someone actually typed this!

WELCOME TO THE PRESIDENCY
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE NIGERIA
OUR REF: FGN / SNT/STB
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFY ON YOUR CONTRACT
/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVE YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILL THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT TO YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT, YOU NEED TO PROCURE
THE STAMP APPROVAL SLIP FROM THE MINISTERS OFFICE, WHICH YOU NEED TO
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE
NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK SO SUCH ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP
IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGE YOUR PAYMENT
ASSIGNED TO BE PAID TO YOU THROUGH INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER BANK TO
BANK PAYMENT TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT INF YOUR COUNTRY, THAT
IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT CHIEF, MUHAMMADU BUHARI
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA PRESIDENT
THIS WIRE TRANSFER SUM OF US$9.5M (NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND
UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
HAS BEEN GENERALLY ACCEPTED AND HANDED OVER TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
(C.B.N) TO PERFECTLY CARRY OUT THE INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER AND
MAKE SURE YOU COMPLETELY RECEIVE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR OWN
PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY, MEANWHILE, THE UNITED STATES
AND WORLD BANK INSURANCE POLICY FEE IS MANDATORY FOR ANY TRANSFER OF
FUNDS HERE IN NIGERIA INVOLVING AMOUNTS ABOVE $1,000,000.00 (ONE
MILLION USD). THE AMOUNT TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IS
US$9.5M. AND IS FAR ABOVE $1 MILLION. THIS IS WHY THE $198 FEE IS
HIGHLY REQUIRED AND THE FEE CANNOT BE DEDUCTED FROM SOURCE IN
ACCORDANCE, WITH SECTION 3 SUBSECTION 2(A) OF THE HUGE FUNDS TRANSFER
REGULATION ACT HFTRA OF 2001 PROMULGATED BY LAW AFTER THE TERRORIST
ATTACK ON OUR DEAR COUNTRY THEREFORE, YOU'RE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE
CENTRAL BANK PRESIDENT ON BELOW EMAIL ADDRESS AND ASK HIM WHERE YOU
CAN SEND THE REQUIRED FEE OF $198 TODAY TO ENABLE THEM TRANSFER YOUR
SAID AMOUNT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITH IMMEDIATE ACTION.
CONTACT THE BANK ON BELOW LISTED INFORMATION
CONTACT PERSON ; MR. GODWIN L. EMEFIELE
CONTACT EMAIL ; (***@gmail.com )
MEANWHILE, NOTE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY FEES THAT YOU WILL BEAR THE COST
AND YOUR APPROVAL FUNDS SUM OF US$9.5 MILLION (NINE MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WILL TRANSFER TO YOU WITHOUT
ANY DELAYS, AND WE ARE DOING AUDITING FOR THE YEAR 2014, SO WE WANT
YOUR FUNDS US$9.5 MILLION TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK
ACCOUNT THE SAME DAY THE C.B.N RECEIVES THIS FEES FROM YOU.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MAKE SURE YOU FILL BELOW NECESSARY INFORMATION
AND FORWARD IT TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR EASILY TRANSFER OF
YOUR OWN FUND.
YOUR FULL NAME .........
HOME ADDRESS .......
YOUR CITY .........
YOUR COUNTRY ......
YOUR OCCUPATION ......
YOUR AGE......
CELL PHONE
FAX NUMBER,
YOUR BANK NAME ........
YOUR BANK ADDRESS ............
YOUR ACCOUNT NAME......
YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ......
YOUR ACCOUNT ROUTING NUMBER ......
YOUR ACCOUNT SWIFT CODE ......
NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU THE CBN COD E
OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (4211) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL
FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU WILL BE ASKED TO FULFILL OBLIGATIONS
ACCORDING TO THE LAW DEMANDED BEFORE YOUR WIRE TRANSFER WILL BE
PROCEED TO YOU. IF YOU CAN NOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR
INFORMATION.
BEST REGARDS
MR. BABACHIR DAVID LAWA ,
THE APPOINTED SECRETARY
TO PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA
MR. MUHAMMADU BUHARI.