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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please 3403

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2019, 12:52:10 PM »
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

 :facepalm:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2019, 12:54:16 PM »

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2019, 12:54:38 PM »
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2019, 12:55:10 PM »
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything!"

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2019, 12:55:45 PM »
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of them says "does this taste funny to you?!"

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2019, 12:56:49 PM »
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs!”

The doctor says "I know, I amputated your arms."

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2019, 12:57:29 PM »
I went to seafood disco last week. I pulled a muscle.

 :facepalm:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2019, 12:58:14 PM »
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Show content
A fsh.


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2019, 12:59:10 PM »
What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Show content
Red paint.

 :whistle:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2019, 01:00:24 PM »
I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket...

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How far do you think I can kick this bucket?


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

No Life Club Posts: 3,253 Honey Badger Don't Care
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2019, 04:19:02 PM »
These are all  :facepalm: but  :rofl:

~CsB
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2019, 04:20:36 PM »

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2019, 05:27:14 PM »
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2019, 05:36:33 PM »
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

No Life Club Posts: 1,472
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2019, 05:45:38 PM »
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR

He became Joanne?

There is no magic therefore gadgets!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #75 on: January 25, 2019, 05:54:42 PM »
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR

He became Joanne?
Lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #76 on: January 25, 2019, 05:55:08 PM »
Lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #77 on: January 25, 2019, 06:01:21 PM »
Lol..
JR

Well, we encourage modders here, right?

 :D :D :D :D

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

No Life Club Posts: 1,472
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #79 on: January 25, 2019, 07:25:58 PM »
 :tu:
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2019, 05:21:50 AM »
Lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #81 on: January 27, 2019, 07:31:27 AM »
Lol, so true..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
No Life Club Posts: 3,253 Honey Badger Don't Care
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #82 on: January 27, 2019, 07:58:36 AM »
Not wrong :tu:

~CsB
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2019, 03:15:44 AM »
Oops,,
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #84 on: January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM »
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,783 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2019, 04:36:32 PM »
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,712
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2019, 05:23:37 PM »
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.

Emergency Kit: Ovo Sport, chocolate, cheese, crispbread and a coin
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2019, 05:29:14 PM »
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2019, 05:29:26 PM »
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!
Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 28,423 Plumbers Know Their Crap!!
Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
« Reply #89 on: January 29, 2019, 05:30:03 PM »
Huh, how’d I do that?
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Water Closet and explode in the Commode, I think with my Head, that my flush will always beat John’s or Jerry’s pair! But Jack’s ran for the Reading Room and tripped on a Can and bowed to the Porcelain God!

 

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