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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #60 on: January 25, 2019, 12:52:10 PM
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #61 on: January 25, 2019, 12:54:16 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #62 on: January 25, 2019, 12:54:38 PM
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #63 on: January 25, 2019, 12:55:10 PM
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything!"
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #64 on: January 25, 2019, 12:55:45 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of them says "does this taste funny to you?!"
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #65 on: January 25, 2019, 12:56:49 PM
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs!”

The doctor says "I know, I amputated your arms."
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #66 on: January 25, 2019, 12:57:29 PM
I went to seafood disco last week. I pulled a muscle.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #67 on: January 25, 2019, 12:58:14 PM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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A fsh.

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Reply #68 on: January 25, 2019, 12:59:10 PM
What’s red and smells like blue paint?

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Red paint.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #69 on: January 25, 2019, 01:00:24 PM
I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket...

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How far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #70 on: January 25, 2019, 04:19:02 PM
These are all  :facepalm: but  :rofl:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #71 on: January 25, 2019, 04:20:36 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #72 on: January 25, 2019, 05:27:14 PM
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #73 on: January 25, 2019, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 25, 2019, 05:27:14 PM
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #74 on: January 25, 2019, 05:45:38 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 25, 2019, 05:27:14 PM
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
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Reply #75 on: January 25, 2019, 05:54:42 PM
Quote from: lister on January 25, 2019, 05:45:38 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 25, 2019, 05:27:14 PM
Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
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He became Joanne?
Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Reply #76 on: January 25, 2019, 05:55:08 PM
Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Reply #77 on: January 25, 2019, 06:01:21 PM
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Lol..
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Reply #78 on: January 25, 2019, 07:13:07 PM
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #79 on: January 25, 2019, 07:25:58 PM
 :tu:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Reply #80 on: January 27, 2019, 05:21:50 AM
Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Reply #81 on: January 27, 2019, 07:31:27 AM
Lol, so true..
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"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #82 on: January 27, 2019, 07:58:36 AM
Not wrong :tu:
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Reply #83 on: January 28, 2019, 03:15:44 AM
Oops,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #84 on: January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #85 on: January 29, 2019, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #86 on: January 29, 2019, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on January 29, 2019, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #87 on: January 29, 2019, 05:29:14 PM
Quote from: Etherealicer on January 29, 2019, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on January 29, 2019, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #88 on: January 29, 2019, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Etherealicer on January 29, 2019, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on January 29, 2019, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: MadPlumbarian on January 28, 2019, 04:26:27 AM
Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR

So easy yet so cool!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #89 on: January 29, 2019, 05:30:03 PM
Huh, how’d I do that?
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽
Merit Badges Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or MT Mod, done by you that includes changing the main chassis of the tool in a significant way. By machining, welding or cutting original design to accept new tool loads. Requests will be reviewed. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Post a picture and recipe for a batch of Chili that you have made Start a thread with photos of at least 1 MTO branded tool in your collection Start a new thread with photos of your titanium gear with a multitool or sak Must buy an item through the MTo Store Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use Join the brave and happy few, who choose a different path. Enter on the boulevard of broken dreams. Start a new thread with photos of your carabiners in use Start a new thread with a photo of your custom ALOX with scissors Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Start a new thread and post a picture of fire making kit or fire with a multitool Start a new thread demonstrating paracord knot tying Must post a step by step pictorial of a knife or multitool modification (scale swap not included) Start a new thread with a photo of a modded knife or multitool with your EDC Start a new thread with a photo of custom or non standard SAK scales in your collection Start a new thread with photos of camping, including those showing preferred camping equipment Start a new thread and post a photo of a flashlight as part of your EDC Start a new thread showing photos of your outdoor cooking Start a new thread showing photos of at least 3 different sporks in use

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