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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

pt Offline pfrsantos

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #960 on: November 17, 2020, 11:32:13 AM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #961 on: November 17, 2020, 12:06:24 PM
That last one is epic!
You should seriously visit vicfan.com. All the hoopy froods are doing it.


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #962 on: November 17, 2020, 03:31:18 PM
It’s also wrong,
Because the two / & \ would be more then 6ft! :whistle:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #963 on: November 17, 2020, 03:52:34 PM
It’s also wrong,
Because the two / & \ would be more than 6ft! :whistle:

What do you mean it is also wrong? ;)
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Reply #964 on: November 17, 2020, 04:05:45 PM
What do you mean it is also wrong? ;)
If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
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"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


ch Offline Etherealicer

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #965 on: November 17, 2020, 04:10:24 PM
If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
JR
That is why Pythagoras is upset the calculation is called "Pythagorean theorem" a2 + b2 = c2
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #966 on: November 17, 2020, 04:10:50 PM
If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
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That's the joke, why they're trying to hold back an angry Pythagoras. :)
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #967 on: November 17, 2020, 04:17:55 PM
That's the joke, why they're trying to hold back an angry Pythagoras. :)

Yes and that's why I asked why it was also wrong. Maybe MadPlumbarian saw something else that was funny ;)

To clear thing up: yes I got the joke obviously.

I've been showing the Pythagorean theorem to my kids the moment they discovered LEGO/Duplo:
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Reply #968 on: November 17, 2020, 04:50:20 PM
Oh, my bad :facepalm:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #969 on: November 17, 2020, 04:55:41 PM
Is he the one where the 3-4-5 square rule come in play?
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #970 on: November 17, 2020, 04:57:02 PM
Is he the one where the 3-4-5 square rule come in play?
JR

Yes, and also 5-12-13 (as shown in my Duplo example)

Because 25 + 144 = 169 8)
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Reply #971 on: November 17, 2020, 05:03:53 PM
Yes, and also 5-12-13 (as shown in my Duplo example)

Because 22 + 144 = 169 8)
Huh :think:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #972 on: November 17, 2020, 05:06:13 PM
Typo :facepalm:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #973 on: November 17, 2020, 08:38:36 PM
 :2tu:
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #974 on: November 18, 2020, 01:02:56 AM
:2tu:

Nah, I think we'd be fine with it.

 :cheers: :salute:

Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?

 :pok: :pok:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #975 on: November 18, 2020, 01:15:19 AM


Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?

 :pok: :pok:
Maybe he's secretly conquered Spain and is working on taking over France now. :ahhh
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #976 on: November 18, 2020, 02:23:50 PM
 :iagree:
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Reply #977 on: November 18, 2020, 05:31:28 PM
Maybe he's secretly conquered Spain and is working on taking over France now. :ahhh

Why?! Who, in his right (or left) mind, would want that?!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #978 on: November 19, 2020, 09:29:54 PM
 :rofl:


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #979 on: November 20, 2020, 01:53:50 PM
Lewis Hamilton loses three-year-legal battle to ban luxury watchmaker's 'Hamilton' brand name that firm has been using since 1892

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8966063/Lewis-Hamilton-loses-three-year-legal-battle-ban-luxury-watchmakers-Hamilton-brand.html

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Reply #980 on: November 20, 2020, 02:19:24 PM
Lewis Hamilton loses three-year-legal battle to ban luxury watchmaker's 'Hamilton' brand name that firm has been using since 1892

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8966063/Lewis-Hamilton-loses-three-year-legal-battle-ban-luxury-watchmakers-Hamilton-brand.html
To my understanding: he lost the battle to trademark "Lewis Hamilton" because of the interjection of the the watch maker.
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #981 on: November 20, 2020, 02:40:38 PM
To my understanding: he lost the battle to trademark "Lewis Hamilton" because of the interjection of the the watch maker.
Still   :facepalm:, but double  :facepalm: :facepalm: for the "daily fail".
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Reply #982 on: November 20, 2020, 04:20:26 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #983 on: November 21, 2020, 09:35:26 AM
Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?

 :pok: :pok:

I have been in France over a year now, originally was only supposed to be 3 months... 17 months later... also it's confirmed permanent now, which is why I switched my flag
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #984 on: November 22, 2020, 12:43:04 AM
Lol :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #985 on: November 23, 2020, 12:53:49 AM
I have been in France over a year now, originally was only supposed to be 3 months... 17 months later... also it's confirmed permanent now, which is why I switched my flag

Are you trying to get away from me?!

 :cry: :cry:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #986 on: November 23, 2020, 01:36:26 AM
Are you trying to get away from me?!

 :cry: :cry:


Move 1 country over and see if he goes to Germany. :pok:
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Reply #987 on: November 23, 2020, 01:46:48 AM
Move 1 country over and see if he goes to Germany. :pok:

Let's go!



 :D :D :D :D
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #988 on: November 24, 2020, 05:27:39 AM
The Far Side comics and some of the silly comics in Boy's Life magazine, which my son gets.
Barry


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Reply #989 on: November 25, 2020, 01:29:52 AM
Lol, the Mrs posted this,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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