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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1740 on: March 07, 2023, 03:46:38 AM
Of course they don’t how to solve the problem since I get it all the time!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1741 on: March 08, 2023, 03:11:25 PM
Ah huh,, either quickly parking the car and running in for an extra few to toss in the glovebox, or having that nice fancy tissue dispenser that sits aside the passengers knees,,
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1742 on: March 16, 2023, 03:38:41 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1743 on: March 16, 2023, 03:39:29 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1744 on: March 16, 2023, 03:40:21 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1745 on: March 16, 2023, 03:00:51 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1746 on: March 19, 2023, 04:39:33 PM
Lol :rofl:
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1747 on: March 24, 2023, 03:02:49 PM
Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
JR

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1748 on: March 24, 2023, 03:45:34 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #1749 on: March 24, 2023, 04:45:18 PM
Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
JR

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

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