Formerly known as MattGyver, I was kidnapped by the king's navy in one of my adventures in the Carribean. I escaped their flagship by cutting through my bonds with my SAK's scissors and then fighting off all the royal marine dogs their captain could send at me!
I leaped off the port bow and was later picked up by a pirate ship. I showed them my awesome Swiss Army Knife and told them my valiant tale and they made me their Captain! I am now Captain Hook!!!
Arrrrggh