Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel

Benner · **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2009, 11:40:03 AM

I had to use something to distract it!

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2009, 02:37:56 PM

Did you use the "Polar Bear ate my homework" excuse at school?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2009, 06:52:43 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 11, 2009, 02:37:56 PM

Did you use the "Polar Bear ate my homework" excuse at school?

He's too young to get homework yet

Sea Monster · **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:47:36 AM

I'm not given to digging my own latrines, is there any other appeal of the shovel, or is it just real handy for gents what can't use a Royal Doulton?

Roadie · **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:58:57 AM

Quote from: Nomad on February 13, 2009, 11:47:36 AM

I'm not given to digging my own latrines, is there any other appeal of the shovel, or is it just real handy for gents what can't use a Royal Doulton?

Grave digging..........

Benner · **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:30:16 PM

Bad guy head clubbing

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:36:04 PM

Polar Bear spanking.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:33:25 PM

Quote from: Roadie on February 13, 2009, 11:58:57 AM

Quote from: Nomad on February 13, 2009, 11:47:36 AM
I'm not given to digging my own latrines, is there any other appeal of the shovel, or is it just real handy for gents what can't use a Royal Doulton?

Grave digging..........

...or robbing

Or Ben's necrophilia habit

Benner · **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:52:55 PM

Shhhhhhhhhh!

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:53:24 PM

Quote from: Benner on February 13, 2009, 10:52:55 PM

Shhhhhhhhhh!

My bad

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:16:18 PM

Aren't we still expecting photos of Benner's alleged shovel?

Benner · **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:59:07 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 05:16:18 PM

Aren't we still expecting photos of Benner's alleged shovel? (Image removed from quote.)

I know!

Been ill and working so haven't got round to it.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:49:14 PM

At least we know Ben's got one, and not just claiming he does

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM

I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:52:09 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM

I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

Well the first one he's got a wife for

Benner · **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM

I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

How about spanking Sue?

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #46 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:05:15 PM

Quote from: Benner on February 14, 2009, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

How about spanking Sue?

Well it is Dunc's birthday, and that would make a hell of a gift for him

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #47 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:14:26 PM

Quote from: Micky d on February 14, 2009, 10:52:09 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.
Well the first one he's got a wife for

...and one of the other two is a hobby...

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #48 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:16:57 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 11:14:26 PM

Quote from: Micky d on February 14, 2009, 10:52:09 PM
Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.
Well the first one he's got a wife for

...and one of the other two is a hobby...

Zoombie slaying is no hobby on these shores, more of a duty really

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #49 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:17:48 PM

Quote from: Benner on February 14, 2009, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

How about spanking Sue?

Did you check behind yourself before typing that?

Benner · **Reply #50 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:18:35 PM

She's pretty cool so I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #51 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:19:01 PM

Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 11:17:48 PM

Quote from: Benner on February 14, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: SporK on February 14, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
I'm hoping for some action shots...digging a hole in the garden...fending off Zombies...spanking sheep...etc.

How about spanking Sue?

Did you check behind yourself before typing that?

Nah she'll be too busy posting on Budgie.co.uk

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:08:37 PM

Mr. Benner

Benner · **Reply #53 on:** February 26, 2009, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: SporK on February 25, 2009, 11:08:37 PM

(Image removed from quote.) Mr. Benner (Image removed from quote.)

Oops!

Tomorrow after work I'll get some done!

You may need to pokey me again though. The problem is that I keep it in the car so I don't have that constant reminder.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #54 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:03:29 AM

Quote from: Benner on February 26, 2009, 12:46:22 AM

You may need to pokey me again though...

That sounds a bit naughty

...I was drunk and don't remember a thing...

Benner · **Reply #55 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:14:25 AM

Quote from: SporK on February 26, 2009, 01:03:29 AM

Quote from: Benner on February 26, 2009, 12:46:22 AM
You may need to pokey me again though...

That sounds a bit naughty ...I was drunk and don't remember a thing...

I do.

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #56 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:16:35 AM

Benner · **Reply #57 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:17:08 AM

Quote from: SporK on February 26, 2009, 01:16:35 AM

You better run

Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! · **Reply #58 on:** February 26, 2009, 01:19:37 AM

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #59 on:** February 26, 2009, 07:14:19 AM

Ok that's just plain wrong MR B

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