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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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While doing my usual search of eBay to find weird multitools, I came across this... or maybe I should use a different term....

Tactical butt plugs?  Really?

 :think:

No, seriously.... this apparently is an actual product, available on eBay, for a price that really makes you think you have been bent over....   :facepalm:

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us Offline Nix

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Hey, Def, we have an EDC challenge coming up in December.....if you needed to give one a through testing, that might be your chance.....  :pok:


ie Offline Don Pablo

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Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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si Offline lister

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Well, it might enable you to EDC some small items in restrictive environments...  :D
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us Offline cody6268

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I've done generic searches that ended up taking a dark turn like that due to intentionally mis-listed "kinky" items. Thankfully, my folks weren't present at the time. So apparently mall ninja crap now extends to stuff that uh, well THIS.

Perhaps it's listed this way due to some form of eBay or another online retailer prohibiting such "interesting" items?
« Last Edit: October 09, 2020, 04:32:44 PM by cody6268 »


us Offline Aloha

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 :popcorn:

Oh and this :worthless: DOESN'T APPLY in any way 
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gb Offline greenbear

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I guess that if they're available on Amazon it's a sort of "one up-man ship"

(I'll get my coat)  :D


00 Offline Mechanickal

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Waterproof??

Now I can store my survival matches in a safe place.
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Sorry, butt I just don't have the room to accommodate them.


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 :rofl:
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so this were googled by "accident".... right, you kinky bugger  :)
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Sorry, butt I just don't have the room to accommodate them.


how do you know?
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Al : "Women!"

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Hey, Def, we have an EDC challenge coming up in December.....if you needed to give one a through testing, that might be your chance.....  :pok:


I fully support this motion
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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how do you know?

Good point actually. Thank you, I mustn't be defeatest.


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Good point actually. Thank you, I mustn't be defeatest.

Glad to help :)

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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I've done generic searches that ended up taking a dark turn like that due to intentionally mis-listed "kinky" items. Thankfully, my folks weren't present at the time. So apparently mall ninja crap now extends to stuff that uh, well THIS.

Perhaps it's listed this way due to some form of eBay or another online retailer prohibiting such "interesting" items?

Of course they took a dark turn. This is suppositorysupposed to go where the sun doesn't shine... And yes, this particular mail ninja thingy does indeed extend to crap...  :facepalm:
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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I think I’ll pass on this type of tool!!
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Hey, Def, we have an EDC challenge coming up in December.....if you needed to give one a through testing, that might be your chance.....  :pok:

 :rofl:


gb Offline Cakemonster

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Definitely time to employ the services of Private Browsing just in case his mates Major Argument and Corporal Punishment turn up  :salute:


us Offline Boonies

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Thank goodness it’s blade less 😳.   :cheers:


gb Offline chip

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It’s not tactical, if it was it would be black as not to alert the enemy in the dark.
My trouble is i never show initiative, but that's only because no one has told me to.


us Offline Barry Rowland

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Usually they are black oxide for the tactical affect :facepalm:. Def, this is definitely a first for MTO :rofl:
How about it Jack...that EDC December challenge screams this :rofl:
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us Offline Alan K.

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A dark turn huh?  You'd be shocked at what showed up when I accidently typed Leathermen instead of Leatherman. :oops:


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 :iagree: I'm still getting "friend" requests  :facepalm:


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A dark turn huh?  You'd be shocked at what showed up when I accidently typed Leathermen instead of Leatherman. :oops:

Years ago we tried a different ad service that scoured eBay for items that matched our keywords.  The results were not what we expected- there were ads for Leatherman, rubber nipples (Gerber baby products) and Bear.... which is similar to a Leatherman, but with significantly more hair.

And no, I wouldn't recommend anyone Google any of these terms to see what we are on about.  I take no responsibility for the results if anyone does.   :facepalm:

Def
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us Offline Nix

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How about it Jack...that EDC December challenge screams this :rofl:

 :rofl:


Yeah....where is our fearless leader when we need him...?   :rofl:


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Hmmmm.... not sure about this one...  :think:



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Yeah....where is our fearless leader when we need him...?   :rofl:

Right! Grand... come on...take it for a spin...  :D





 

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