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us Offline Douglas

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 :ahhh: 🚑  Medical Bill said those are standard issue on the U-Boat.  :whistle:
Helped keep things tidy until you could go topside or reach torpedo tube 4... :dunno:
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 :rofl:

Yes, I made the error one day and did type Leathermen once in a search query.

What you see, you cannot unsee is all I am going to say about that.

Not surprised about tactical butt plugs however. At this point, it is hard not be jaded.  :D
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us Offline Noa Isumi

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If you really have to go there....
That particular method of carrying kit is not unprecedented

A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit for Spies
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit


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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Imagine how much training they would require to be able to carry that set without it being obvious?

That sounds like a class I could do without.

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Endocorporeal edc would be so much neater if we were marsupials...  :D
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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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And probably a lot more socially acceptable too!

At least, more than fanny packs were!   :ahhh

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especially since fanny means something different in the old world.....
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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us Offline Noa Isumi

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Bieng marsupial would also let one avoid Houdini's pain of pushing lockpicks through one's flesh....ouch
Houdini suposedly had several emergency lockpicks sewn under his skin.
I seem to recall a story where on one ocasion the observer wouldnt let his wife kiss him before the escape (she would normaly pass a pick mouth to mouth after he'd been checked) so he had to resort to using one of these.

How much of that is true I dont know. There are tons of urban legends and questionable accounts of his life and techniques; but it wouldnt suprise me.
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gb Offline Fuzzbucket

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If you really have to go there....
That particular method of carrying kit is not unprecedented

A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit for Spies
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit


Photo from spymuseum.org

That's not a knife Rectal Tool Kit, this...





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This is one purchase I can't rectify.  :whistle:
I knew my wife was a keeper when she transitioned from calling it a knife thingy to a multi-tool.

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us Offline cody6268

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I think this brings a whole new meaning to "Up Yours".


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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You could really start appreciating the minimalist concepts...

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When I was young men were men and there was no need for these knockoffs - People used the real thing!
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Al : "Women!"

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It gives a whole new meaning to being anal-retentive about your EDC...  :D
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If I get good shipping I can have one for the December EDC Challenge! :ahhh


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Why does this remind me of this?

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us Offline Aloha

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The responses  :rofl:.

Esse Quam Videri


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That rocket thingy didn't look like it would make a safe Uhm ... what?. Too big, shaped in a way to facilitate insertion in only one direction, and nothing to preventing it from going further. I hope they had in house proctologist on hand...  :D
There is no magic therefore gadgets!


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All I can say is this...

Tiger Blood by Chako, on Flickr

 :rofl:
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gb Offline greenbear

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Well this thread is certainly "up there" with the most popular ones...... :D


us Offline gregpost

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 I like to be prepared but this is too hardass for me.


 

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