Alot of reading, but worth it

[Grant Lamontagne]

The origin of the Mall Ninja...

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

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[Anthony]

usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head

...so does he open the breifcase and put it over his head?



As I read on and on it was obviously a joke..I did something similar which got pages and pages of responses because I was looking for Female members to join a Porn Metal band..

EDIT:
Here it is...
http://www.nilechat.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=880

[Grant Lamontagne]

I need a user name and password to enter that site.... I am not going to ask why you are a member!

I have been reading that Mall Ninja one in spurts because my HMO won't cover the bladder injuries resulting from long term exposure, but the bits I found especially interesting were the bits where he said he was a master of Ninjitsu which allows him to wear the special shoes that allow him to climb walls, and the bit where he said his team saved the Mayor's daughter's life and possibly her virginity while the SWAT team was pinned down over by the GAP....

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[Grant Lamontagne]

Oh, and the bit where he duct tapes the trauma plates to his back which makes them very inconvenient and painful to remove after each shift!

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