Funny you should say as I had a dream about ear hair last night, although I have none at all. I looked in the mirror and saw a huge tuft coming from my right ear and was horrified at not knowing how long it had been there and at how many people had seen it before I did!
Geez, after some time off I re-visit the forum only to find that this disgusting thread is still active.
No wonder you guys get nightmares...