Remind me, what all have you got again... you know, stuff wise? Does your next of kin have my address? Oh, and are you a size 9?... sniff...
Laser ankles? Got to be better than my current super power of walking very slowly!Def
(...)Then, last night on Facebook, someone posts a meme saying "you are dead, and the 6th picture in your phone is what killed you." I look in my phone and the 6th picture is a photo I took of the X Ray requisition form I took in case I lost the original!(...)
I just found out that I have a week to live.
Dude, you had me going. Heart attack anyone?
I'm having my gas boiler service on Friday the 13th. How could that possibly go wrong?
...that is when Def said "hold my beer beard"!
FTFY.