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Guardian cheese article WTF moment. 347

Admin Team Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,273 mmmmm SAKrelicious
Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« on: December 08, 2021, 01:59:05 PM »
Just WHAT???

Absolutely sure I won't be taking any cheese advice from this person

Turns out we've all been cutting our cheese wrong  :D

Here's the article: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/dec/06/fromage-fictions-the-14-biggest-cheese-myths-debunked

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2021, 02:07:56 PM »
 :rofl:

So much wrong in that photo!

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2021, 02:27:55 PM »
Wow, that's a special kind of special right there....   :facepalm:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2021, 02:51:09 PM »
Yikes !  :ahhh
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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2021, 04:23:21 PM »
:rofl: :facepalm:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2021, 04:23:56 PM »
 :rofl:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2021, 04:27:57 PM »
 :o  :o
 
Putting that finger on the lock is awesome idea too   :facepalm:
Also, if they really knew anything about cheese they would use the serrated blade. But then again they obviously don't know first thing about blades either  :whistle:
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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2021, 08:58:49 PM »
Look at those white knuckles. Can you imagine how much force is being put on that blade?!

 :o :o

 :facepalm:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2021, 09:13:02 PM »
One might wonder what happened right after the pic was taken and she unlocked the blade

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2021, 12:44:29 AM »
From the caption:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2021, 01:52:26 AM »
I'm pretty sure sure I haven't read that much smurfe in a long time :rofl:

So you don't cook with grated Mozzarella or Parmesan? (how the heck else do you cook with it?, ok I get the Mozzarela part, but Parmesan?)  Well that's many years of very tasty Italian food that's wrong, according to the Guardian  :twak: :facepalm:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2021, 12:55:14 PM »
Those pivot screws though... that has to be a knock off, right? Or photoshop?  :think:

So many questions... :think:
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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2021, 12:59:43 PM »
Absolutely sure I won't be taking any cheese advice from this person
Fixed

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2021, 08:57:17 PM »
 :facepalm:

 :rofl:

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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2021, 05:06:03 AM »
I think it is worth noting that the person in the photo, the person who took the photo, the person who put together the article, and the person who is providing the "cheese wisdom" are four different people.

You would probably be fair to write off the model, the photographer, and the writer of the article (who got the image from getty images, it wasn't taken specifically for that article) as muppets - there's no reason to blame Iain Mellis, Cheesemonger, for the sins of the others.


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Re: Guardian cheese article WTF moment.
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2021, 05:07:52 AM »
I'm pretty sure sure I haven't read that much smurfe in a long time :rofl:

So you don't cook with grated Mozzarella or Parmesan? (how the heck else do you cook with it?, ok I get the Mozzarela part, but Parmesan?)  Well that's many years of very tasty Italian food that's wrong, according to the Guardian  :twak: :facepalm:

I suspect they mean the pre-grated stuff in plastic bags, as opposed to buying a lump and grating it "fresh" as part of the cooking.


 

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