Funny. If I were any good with this (or capable of doing it at all...), I would add something with Mr. Ollivander from Harry Potter (you know, "the wand chooses the wizard").
We have a meme thread with tool-related jokes.
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When I whip out the Cheese Master at a party:
I can definitely relate to that last one. C'mon, Victorinox!