I do have a time machine, but the dial melted and you can't read it anymore. Might end up in the ice age or running for your life from a Gigabyte or something.
According to Einstein only time travel forward is possible. I.E. Time paradox.
Ahh crap.... I was hoping to get a nice stash, and be back in the 80's forever as a bonus....Oh well... life goes on... Worth the try...