UK female come to play!

[Neil]

Delivered in a low, barritone rumble...

Dave your a complete Tugboat

Better Neil

Close but you'll still have to slaughter something.  I reckon the yeti that's been wandering round the woods your way would do it.  But you have t do so with a Wenger Clipper.  ... AT version

Neil

I like a challenge, but is it really necassary to give it a manicure before I kill it

Now you've taken a perfectly sensible thread and made fun of it .  Shame on you   

Neil

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Delivered in a low, barritone rumble...

Dave your a complete Tugboat

Better Neil

Close but you'll still have to slaughter something.  I reckon the yeti that's been wandering round the woods your way would do it.  But you have t do so with a Wenger Clipper.  ... AT version

Neil

I like a challenge, but is it really necassary to give it a manicure before I kill it

Now you've taken a perfectly sensible thread and made fun of it .  Shame on you   

Neil

I feel it was a legitimate question

Fine I'll just go kill it in the old skool method, sans manicure then

[Neil]

 

  Is it dead yet?  Thought not

Neil

[nuphoria]

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

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  Is it dead yet?  Thought not (Image removed from quote.)

Neil

It's dead

Wasn't a particularly challenging kill, but I did injure my foot while pursuing it, so I'm off to the docs in a mo

[Neil]

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  Is it dead yet?  Thought not (Image removed from quote.)

Neil

It's dead

Wasn't a particularly challenging kill, but I did injure my foot while pursuing it, so I'm off to the docs in a mo

  Pics. ... or it didn't happen. 

And no BS about not having the lead (still), it being eaten by the yeti or dropping it from a boat

Neil

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

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  Is it dead yet?  Thought not (Image removed from quote.)

Neil

It's dead

Wasn't a particularly challenging kill, but I did injure my foot while pursuing it, so I'm off to the docs in a mo

  Pics. ... or it didn't happen. 

And no BS about not having the lead (still), it being eaten by the yeti or dropping it from a boat

Neil

Pm me your address and I'll send you the scalp, you little doubting Thomas

As for the lead, it should be winging it's way to me via messenger budgie from Ben

There's even a Traily in the same box should the budgie need to defend itself

[nuphoria]

So has the Doc told you not to kill any more scary beasts or will you continue to protect us from them? 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

So has the Doc told you not to kill any more scary beasts or will you continue to protect us from them? 

I'm supposed to take it easy for a few days, and keep my foot elevated. plus I get the pleasure of having a lot of x-rays tommorow too

I will always protect you all from the beast's of Chaos though

[nuphoria]

Oh that's good. I'll cancel the beasts of chaos slaying machine I just ordered 

So, extended sicky for you then?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Oh that's good. I'll cancel the beasts of chaos slaying machine I just ordered 

So, extended sicky for you then?

Yep, till thursday

[Neil]

Oh that's good. I'll cancel the beasts of chaos slaying machine I just ordered 

So, extended sicky for you then?

Of course, he needs to keep his post count up

Neil

[nuphoria]

No Neil, it's his foot. The Doctor said to keep his foot up 

[Neil]

 

Neil

[Nikos]

Is that one from dunc's work showers?

[Neil]

Is that one from dunc's work showers?

LoL  Very good

Neil

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Nowt wrong with my post count

Slackers

[nuphoria]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) smurfe 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) Colorful Enunciatione 

Your ability to spout BS on command will wack up the ole post count, and will probably see you made Mod if your any good at it

[nuphoria]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) Colorful Enunciatione 

Your ability to spout BS on command will wack up the ole post count, and will probably see you made Mod if your any good at it

I wondered what the requirements were... so, lots of BS. Anything else?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) Colorful Enunciatione 

Your ability to spout BS on command will wack up the ole post count, and will probably see you made Mod if your any good at it

I wondered what the requirements were... so, lots of BS. Anything else?

Charm, wit and a generous helping of sophistication are a bonus. Mainly coz that's where we fall down on

[nuphoria]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) Colorful Enunciatione 

Your ability to spout BS on command will wack up the ole post count, and will probably see you made Mod if your any good at it

I wondered what the requirements were... so, lots of BS. Anything else?

Charm, wit and a generous helping of sophistication are a bonus. Mainly coz that's where we fall down on

I occasionally possess one or two of those things but I'm not sure I have the tact you seem to need 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I'm catching up slowly by adopting the art of talking (typing) Colorful Enunciatione 

Your ability to spout BS on command will wack up the ole post count, and will probably see you made Mod if your any good at it

I wondered what the requirements were... so, lots of BS. Anything else?

Charm, wit and a generous helping of sophistication are a bonus. Mainly coz that's where we fall down on

I occasionally possess one or two of those things but I'm not sure I have the tact you seem to need 

And that's why we're so catastrophically short handed around here

[nuphoria]

   Yezzzz.... perhaps it's akin to the folk who work in charity shops - a tad peculiar?!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

  Yezzzz.... perhaps it's akin to the folk who work in charity shops - a tad peculiar?!

My next door neighbour works in one and she is a triffle odd

[nuphoria]

My theory is that most "volunteers" are really care in the community cases.... it's a conspiracy I tell you, we should do something 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

But they have an arsenal of dieseased 70's clothes at there disposal

[nuphoria]

But they have an arsenal of dieseased 70's clothes at there disposal

Ooh, maybe it's a vapour from ageing moth balls that drives them all bonkers?! 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

But they have an arsenal of dieseased 70's clothes at there disposal

Ooh, maybe it's a vapour from ageing moth balls that drives them all bonkers?! 

That's a distict possibility, as is the neccessity for ALL employes to sport epic amounts of facial hair

[WhichDawg]

hey theirs a nuphoria in BF from the UK that luvs SAKs
and it says "Birthday" today!

could it be?

if it is, Happy Berfday sister