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How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!

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How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
on: May 03, 2009, 03:41:37 PM
« Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 04:08:33 PM by eodtech »
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 04:16:33 PM
:D Just in case you were even thinking about messing with us  :D

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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 06:37:04 PM
Very cool.  8)  :D
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 08:12:26 PM
yeah, firing a high calibre pistol in a pressurized plane flying at high altitude sounds like a fantastic idea...  :twak:
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 08:27:52 PM
yeah, firing a high calibre pistol in a pressurized plane flying at high altitude sounds like a fantastic idea...  :twak:

Mythbusters did two episodes in "Explosive Decompression", basically bullet through the fuselage of a plane at altitude.
http://mythbustersresults.com/episode10

http://mythbustersresults.com/episode38

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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 08:32:41 PM
still doesn't strike me as being terribly brilliant. What happens when it goes through something vital like a fuel line, flight computer, or some other critically important system...
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 08:54:21 PM
still doesn't strike me as being terribly brilliant. What happens when it goes through something vital like a fuel line, flight computer, or some other critically important system...
I'd rather take that chance than have suicidal terrorists in charge. They don't negotiate anymore, they fly into buildings. Remember?
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
yeah, firing a high calibre pistol in a pressurized plane flying at high altitude sounds like a fantastic idea...  :twak:

I have seen that done that many times as an Air Marshal in the 1970's with no effect on pressurization or metal fatigue

It's an urban myth -  "There is only one known instance in which a bullet hole in an aircraft frame yanked objects across the plane, expanded and sucked a person out into the sky - in a James Bond movie !

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=26481


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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 09:26:27 PM
That thing above could be terribly misused (and I thought it was as I'm rather dyslexic  :o)

I like the idea of the crew packing like Dirty Harry - I'd take my chances with a little gunfire if the other option was crashing the plane.
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 09:35:15 PM
A Ruger 22 caliber BEARCAT that can peirce body armour at 27 ft?  What ammo is that and where can I get it? 

I don't think a .17 HMR can even do that. ;)



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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 09:52:19 PM
That thing above could be terribly misused (and I thought it was as I'm rather dyslexic  :o)
...

 :-[ NO :twak:  Naughty, family forum  :police:

Sorry, what was it you were thinking  :angel: :D

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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 09:55:31 PM
Isolate the cockpit from the passenger area. problem solved.
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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 01:12:29 AM
That thing above could be terribly misused (and I thought it was as I'm rather dyslexic  :o)
...

 :-[ NO :twak:  Naughty, family forum  :police:

Sorry, what was it you were thinking  :angel: :D

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Re: How Commercial Airline pilots SHOULD talk!
Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 10:49:11 PM
By the time they get through the list of their EDC the flight will be over .


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