Over the many years I've collected many knives and tools, many surprisingly good. But also, of course some that are not quite up there, and I thought it might be fun to see some of the misses. I can't recall accurately where any of these came from, but probably showed up in boxes of other stuff. The fake SAK might have been in a drawer of my mom's house when we cleaned it out.
I'm sure I have a few more lurking here and there, but here are three of the most easily accessible winners so far.
I was going to go into detail, but I'll just let them speak for themselves. The one with the wrench is almost useful, but the others are so bad they're comical. In my adult life I've lost a Leatherman, a variety of pocket knives too numerous to remember, and if memory serves, six Swiss Army knives, but I think if I went out and buried these they'd turn up again.