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Cuttin' up giveaway
on: July 29, 2024, 02:46:56 AM
It's time for yet another giveaway tool nation, this time around I need you to give me your very joke, it has to be family friendly and enough to make me and the Mrs laugh. It can be a knock-knock, funny story, anecdote, etc. The prize this time around is about a new Vosteed Acorn

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #1 on: July 29, 2024, 05:26:04 AM
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

Emo Philips

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #2 on: July 29, 2024, 09:31:56 AM
What kind of dogs come from the bathroom?

Poodles.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #3 on: July 29, 2024, 12:09:10 PM
A man went to the doctor. When he got there he explained that he was in pain. The doctor asked him to explain further so the patient started pointing where it hurt. He pointed at his arm and said "here", he pointed at his leg and said "here", he pointed at his head, at his knee, at his chest... He kept on pointing almost everywhere on his body explaining that it hurt. After a while the doctor interrupted him and said "Sir... Your finger is broken"

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #4 on: July 29, 2024, 01:08:06 PM
I started carrying a baseball bat after a spree of muggings. I'm much more successful now.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #5 on: July 29, 2024, 03:27:28 PM
One day the sheriff got a call about a polygamous, hippie compound just outside of town, and he figured he'd better go investigate.  The sheriff pulled into the compound and there's a long haired old guy in a tie-dyed shirt and bell bottom jeans sitting on the porch, surrounded by women.  The sheriff walked up and asked the old dude "are these all your wives?"  The old hippie said, "yes sir, and I love every one of them."  The sheriff then asked the old hippie, "Just how many wives are there?" and the old hippie said he wasn't sure so if the sheriff needed an exact number, he better count them himself.  So, the sheriff began to count the wives, "1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie, ..."
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #6 on: July 29, 2024, 06:15:08 PM
 :rofl: Lots of good ones here :tu: :rofl:
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #7 on: July 29, 2024, 06:52:32 PM
I heard the worst dad joke last Sunday. Why did the chicken cross the road on Sunday? .............................................................To get to Church's chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRqFAwNRcI&t=21s
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #8 on: July 29, 2024, 07:12:48 PM
Did y’all hear the story of the three wells?

No?

Well,well,well.

I’ll get my coat

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #9 on: July 29, 2024, 08:21:49 PM
Since we are telling Dad jokes....

How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?

A buccaneer. 

G ::)
(If my name gets drawn as the winner, let someone else have the pretty knife.   :D)
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #10 on: July 29, 2024, 08:52:39 PM
Two pirates meet up after a number of years, and one notices his buddy is now sporting a hook for a hand and an eyepatch, so he asks, "What happened to your hand, mate?"

"Oh, that got chopped off in a sword fight." replied the pirate.

"And your eye?"

"Well, it's kind of embarrassing.  I looked up and the main mast, and a seagull pooped in my eye."

Incredulous, the first pirate asked, "You lost your eye because of seagull poop?"

"Nah, it wasn't the poop, it was me first day with the hook."

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #11 on: July 29, 2024, 09:49:33 PM
A duck walks into a bar and asks: Got any Bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we have no bread.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

My coat is awlready walking out the door (unaided)  :duel:
They don't like it up 'em!
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #12 on: July 30, 2024, 04:29:29 AM
A farmer walks to his neighbor's house and knocks on the door. A young boy of about ten answers.

"Hello, Billy. Is your father home?"

"No, Mr. Collins. He went to town."

"Is your mother home?"

"No, Mr. Collins. She went with Dad."

"Is your brother home?"

"No, Mr. Collins. He went to collect some firewoood. But I know where all the tools are, and I'm sure Mom and Dad wouldn't mind if you need a little sugar or flour."

Mr. Collins thinks for a while, and decides to tell Billy what is going on. "Billy, this is about your brother. I think he may have gotten my daughter, Patricia, pregnant."

Billy responds with, "Well, I know Dad charges $200 for the bull and $100 for the sheep, but I don't know about John."
USN 2000-2006

Culling of the knife and multi herds in progress...

If I pay five figures for something, it better have wings or a foundation!
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #13 on: July 30, 2024, 06:16:43 AM
One of my favorites.

    A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a highway. He asks for her driver's license and registration.

    When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.

    He asks, “Ma’am, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?”

    "Well yes young man, I have a little .38 Special in my purse."

    "Okay, can you-"

    "And there's the .45 in the glove box."

    "Al-"

    "And my 9mm Glock in the center console here."

    "W-"

    "And of course the shotgun in the trunk. That's all!"

    Stunned, the officer asks, "Ma'am, what on Earth are you afraid of?"

    The little old lady replies, "Not a darned thing, sonny."


My son wanted to contribute a dad joke.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A little on the dark side.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #14 on: July 30, 2024, 07:08:05 AM
What do you call a lazy knife?
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A couch potato peeler..
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Zeno,
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #15 on: July 30, 2024, 07:14:03 AM
What do you call a gourmet chef who uses boxed noodles?

An imPASTA.

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #16 on: July 30, 2024, 10:40:52 PM
Can we tell more than one joke? If not ignore this one for the giveaway  :2tu:


Teacher: Can someone give an example of things that are useless?

Me: raises hand

Teacher: Very good. Any other examples?
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #17 on: July 30, 2024, 10:55:37 PM
  I liked the Darth Vader joke.  Too bad Aztec, Jr. isn't a member.  Could have been a winna.  Best wishes.  G
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #18 on: July 31, 2024, 04:11:35 PM
No need  to consider this one but thought I'd share just for giggles. 

Do you know what the secret is to having a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #19 on: July 31, 2024, 06:36:47 PM
"I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant,” a woman told her husband.
“What on earth do you need an elephant for?” he asked.
“I don’t,” she replied. “I just need the money."
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #20 on: July 31, 2024, 06:38:52 PM
And you can decide if the Mrs might like this one or not (if she didn't like my official joke, I have nothing to loose) :D :


While digging in the garden, I found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #21 on: August 02, 2024, 07:07:35 PM
Read this one yesterday.

Why did the cat cross the road?

The chicken had a laser pointer.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #22 on: August 02, 2024, 08:19:41 PM
Should we keep posting jokes untill a winner i drawn? Is there a time limit for the giveaway?  :whistle: :woohoo: :hatsoff:

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #23 on: August 02, 2024, 09:28:25 PM
Pleas keep posting jokes.  When David and his wife stop laughing they will pick a winner.   :D

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Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #24 on: August 02, 2024, 10:17:14 PM
OK. You asked for it :

I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in!
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #25 on: August 02, 2024, 10:24:15 PM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

"Good, son," says the father, "tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #26 on: August 03, 2024, 04:00:45 AM
Why do the French eat snails ?
Because they do not like fast food !

 :cheers:
Semper Sitienti !!
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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #27 on: August 03, 2024, 07:27:59 AM
911, whats your emergency?

HELP!! I was hunting in the woods with my friend, and he suddenly dropped dead for no reason!! Oh my God, im freaking out!!

Calm down, sir, we will get you through this. The first thing we need to do is make sure that your friend really is dead.

All right, hold on a second.

BLAM!!

Okay, now what?!

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Reply #28 on: August 03, 2024, 08:33:07 AM
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes whack "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" whack.

A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.

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Re: Cuttin' up giveaway
Reply #29 on: August 03, 2024, 03:24:06 PM
Quote from: AzteCypher on August 03, 2024, 08:33:07 AM
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes whack "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" whack.

A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

That last one got me  :rofl:

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