Best Caption Contest / Giveaway

turnsouth · **on:** May 24, 2011, 02:51:44 AM

Any ideas?

Sea Monster · **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2011, 02:57:57 AM

We don't serve your kind here.

Excuse me sir, we have a strict dress code.

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"

Swiss Man · **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2011, 02:59:55 AM

The elders of the tribe ordered the two young males to carry off the virgin for the sacrifice.

MultiMat · **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2011, 03:45:19 AM

'SO big & yet so light , Gerber must be using Exotic materials now '

'They were right this rubber coating is so soft & comfy , we could beat him up all day ........... are the handles meant to fly off like that'

Crouton · **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:55:04 AM

"Shouldn't we check his pulse before we bury him Vern?"

J-sews · **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:27:02 AM

"Blech! Now how do we get this awful taste out of our mouths?"

WH867 · **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2011, 06:23:06 AM

It takes at least 2 Leathermans to handle a gerber

cerbera147 · **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:18:59 AM

"Bring out your dead or nearly dead!"

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants."

Ombudsman · **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:42:25 AM

Weekend at Bernie's

turnsouth · **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2011, 02:27:22 PM

Man, you guys are really creative, I didn't think that I would get so many replies.

So just to make it interesting, I'm going to add a giveaway to the best caption (Totally subjective, my opinion only)

I'll give it until Friday, May 27th, 2011 at 12:00 noon EDT. Then I'll select the best one and post here.

The winner will receive free (post paid in the US) a New Red Pock-Its Utility Holster. Perfect for the EMT, or just as a First aid kit:

Fisting_Chili · **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2011, 02:57:49 PM

Do all these tools make me look fat?

airballrad · **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2011, 03:24:31 PM

"Gee, you don't think what he has is contagious, do ya?"

"Mr. Grylls' support staff carry him to a remote, rugged area to shoot another episode."

"It is the duty of the strong to support the weak."

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2011, 03:30:09 PM

The dumpster is back here.

ducktapehero · **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:00:18 PM

What? No ducktape?

Mercury · **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:16:41 PM

Quote from: cerbera147 on May 24, 2011, 08:18:59 AM

"Bring out your dead or nearly dead!"

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants."

THAT is good Dan!

AHB · **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:35:54 PM

Cleanser · **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:52:42 PM

Get rid of it before it breeds!

Threeme2189 · **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:40:43 PM

"Even though Leathermans eat Gerber, it doesn't mean they're babies"

Nikos · **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:49:08 PM

No need for a radius when you're at the core.

J-sews · **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:09:21 AM

Good ones guys!

turnsouth · **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:48:02 PM

I have to agree with Bob, good stuff

A few of them have made laugh out loud, and more than one has made me think "Man, that's good..."

edcgear · **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:44:54 PM

He's a little sinewy, but we'll cook him...

edcgear · **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:46:40 PM

Why do they allways try to run away?

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:56:11 PM

Torn between 2 lovers!! Feeling like a fool!! Loving both of you, is breaking all the rules!

What is the policy for manage' a troi??

airballrad · **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:58:35 PM

A good multitool will help you call a lawyer. The best multitools will help you bury the body.

Ombudsman · **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:45:10 PM

"If after examination the baby was judged puny and deformed, they dispatched it to what was called 'the place of rejection', a precipitous spot by Mount Taygetus, considering it better both for itself and the state that the child should die if right from its birth it was poorly endowed for health or strength."

- Plutarch (46 A.D. - 127 A.D.) on Spartan Education

This is Spartaaa !!

sousterre1 · **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:28:34 PM

Everyday carry

82brutus · **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:51:06 PM

"Sharkbait... ooo ha ha."

ryan1835 · **Reply #28 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:04:59 AM

Core, this is heavy!

genevabuck · **Reply #29 on:** May 26, 2011, 03:05:10 AM

MINAJA TWA

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