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[CLOSED] Caption Competition!

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scotland Offline Gareth

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[CLOSED] Caption Competition!
on: July 14, 2014, 07:38:06 PM
Yes, it's yet another chance to win something cool from MT.org.  This is another opportunity to win one of the excellent LED Lenser F1 flashlights, very kindly donated by our good friends at Leatherman.  Also have a look at their LED Lenser site for the full specs on this cool little light.

So, on to the rules;

1.  You can have two captions to enter per 24 hour period, please be honest.

2. You must stick to the general rules of good conduct of the site, so nothing lewd, political, religious etc.  I reserve the right to remove any that I feel are inappropriate. 

3. My good WIFE will be judging the entrants, not me.  This means there can be no favourtism as she doesn't know who any of you are and thinks we are all mildly nuts. ;)

4. Will be judged on Saturday the 19th.



Best of luck folks. :D
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 05:28:26 PM by Gareth »
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us Offline captain spaulding

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #1 on: July 14, 2014, 07:45:59 PM
This should be fun. I'm going to think of a couple and will post mine for the day.  :tu:

Thank you Leatherman for the chance and great prize!
I'm the milk man!


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 07:47:30 PM
I didn't eat the big one because I'm on a diet.

This is what happens when they run out of snow cones at the zoo.


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 07:48:02 PM
I actually do need a good Flashlight, so I'm very happy that LM have given some of these to giveaway.

You monster, you knocked his head off! :viking:

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 07:50:44 PM
I work for the Lannister's.

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 07:53:31 PM
Tiger: "You know snowmen, Gareth must be the luckiest man alive to be married to such a fantastic woman"
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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us Offline detron

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 07:54:30 PM
thank you Leatherman, MTO, and Gareth for this.

"That was his head?!?!,  I thought it was a ball of yarn!!"




"It was Calvin," , "I am Hobbs"
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 07:56:36 PM by detron »
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us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 07:57:41 PM
Hmmm... missed detron's. Post removed until I'm feeling clever again.

No. Wait...

"I thought you said 'life of pie'. These are snowcones!"
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 07:59:36 PM by Lynn LeFey »


de Offline Sweety-Sama

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 08:14:30 PM

Thank you for this opportunity! :)

(Image removed from quote.)

"I will conquer the whole snowmen empire! Starting with you two sweethearts!" >:D


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 08:21:13 PM
The little one was good, but time for the main cour........ Is that a bird?
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #10 on: July 14, 2014, 08:22:34 PM
If i'm looking at you, you better start running now.  :D
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #11 on: July 14, 2014, 08:27:02 PM
Thanks LM for another great Give-Away!

My spontaneous ideas:
"Little Ice as appetizer, Big Ice as dessert - Now to catch some main course!"

"That's how you become a cool cat!"

 >:D


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #12 on: July 14, 2014, 08:44:38 PM
Look! A dsitraction!

and

Melts in your mouth, not in your paws.


us Offline Aloha

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #13 on: July 14, 2014, 09:02:46 PM
"Taste like chicken"

Snowman says to himself  " If I can just blend in I'll be ok"



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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #14 on: July 14, 2014, 09:45:21 PM
"I'm going to build me a snow leopard"


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #15 on: July 14, 2014, 09:59:31 PM
What's the matter Junior? Cat's got your tongue?  :facepalm:


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #16 on: July 14, 2014, 09:59:45 PM
"Come on, mrs. Snowman, let's dance"
"I bet that bird over there tastes better than this..."


us Offline rdub934

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #17 on: July 14, 2014, 10:22:11 PM
"Do you want to build a SNOWMAN?"  :whistle:

"A tiger can't change his stripes, but can a snowman?"
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #18 on: July 14, 2014, 10:34:14 PM
I know I said that I'd never star in a sequel but when they informed me that "Life  of  Pi II" would be filmed in Siberia I couldn't resist.

I don't always drink Head F-word-er Malia Style Cocktail, but when I do I like minimal ice.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 10:49:27 PM by kkokkolis »


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #19 on: July 14, 2014, 10:41:32 PM
"Do you want to build a SNOWMAN?:whistle:

"A tiger can't change his stripes, but can a snowman?"

 ::)  You win this one

"I forget how to snowman"

"Be cool snowman and don't lose your head"


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #20 on: July 14, 2014, 10:51:17 PM
This is quite hard in another language than your own, but here's my first try ...

Snowman to snowman junior: "I told you to freeze ..."

Edit second try: 

"It was like that when I got here ..."
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 11:05:39 PM by Top-Gear-24 »


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #21 on: July 14, 2014, 11:01:09 PM
"Don't worry babe, his head was going to fall off anyway."

"I came, I saw, I tore his head off."

Thanks for the chance  :)


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #22 on: July 14, 2014, 11:44:06 PM
"Tigers on the hunt can´t be distracted - oh, look ..... a squirrel!"
Have fun.

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Michael


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #23 on: July 15, 2014, 12:23:37 AM
To this day, Raymond Briggs is still unclear why his publishers insisted on changing the end of the story....


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #24 on: July 15, 2014, 12:41:54 AM
So much for Segfried....


Thanks to Leatherman once again for the prize :salute:

Gareth,you've been telling your missus porkies if she thinks we're only mildly nuts!
There is no beginning,or ending,and for this we are thankful,cos now is hard enough to understand!


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #25 on: July 15, 2014, 03:09:57 AM
I think you guys out me in the wrong exhibit......

This is the tiger's den, you..... OOOH, a multitool!!!!
Leatherman


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #26 on: July 15, 2014, 03:18:25 AM
Smurf Benetton black and white. This is true love.

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #27 on: July 15, 2014, 03:37:24 AM
"Forget Frosties, try new Kelloggs Snowmen .... they're GRRRRREAT!"


"Local News: Ventroliquist tiger's snow dummies get vandalised by drunken gazelles"


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #28 on: July 15, 2014, 06:17:30 AM
"I still don't understand why you're not running away from me"
Dear Leatherman......................
 

Terry


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #29 on: July 15, 2014, 06:50:01 AM
"waiter, this is NOT what I ordered!"

"there's got to be another one around here somewhere..."

I'll try to come up with better ideas for tomorrow's entries. :facepalm: in the meantime, many thanks to Leatherman and MTo for yet another fantastic giveaway! :)


 

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